BABY,BABY,BABY...

"Well if people had a sense of humour they'd see

that the nudity is meant as a joke.It is perfectly fine..

Which came first the music or naked breasts..?"

Wendy James 1988

"Then I knew I would never have to sing those songs

with Baby,Baby,Baby in every second line again.."

Wendy James 1993

"Baby,Baby,Baby I Got To Get To You.."

Wendy James 2004

The above video shot on the streets of Paris..

Sexist or Satire..?

You decide.

Wink

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WHAT A CARRY ON IN TOPSHOP...

This is what is on sale in the AMERICAN store..

This blog is actually TopShop's NYC Publicity Office...true!

This is the first half of a DryBaby mail-o-bomb...

(Click All To Enlarge And Read..)

"What A Carry On..!"

Did y'all like the Toby Amies surprise..?

(Judging from your enthusiastic mails you sure as hell did..)

Sorry Toby but didn't have time to read YOUR mail to me yet..kay?

Glad I got your attention..

Nice.

So anyway I've been busy..

I wrote to TOPSHOP in NYC..

Sent them one of my Articulate Articles..

You know the sorta thing by now readers..

"Yadda,yadda,wendy is on drugs,keep an eye on her,Yadda,Yadda.."

I was so busy I didn't even LOOK at her Facebook "Event" for it..

Although I would hazard a guess it has "Dee" on it..

(See? we do have fat useless ugly girls in my country too..)

And that's about it I would imagine..

Sad innit..?

I won't post a screenshot of it..

Spare the poor girl's embarrassment..

You remember the last Wendy "Event" on Facebook surely..?

"The Only One.."

"See How Much Wu Tang And Spank Rock I Can Get Away With.."

(Btw did you know "Spank Rock" is an actual group..)

"Put That Pussy On Me Wendy.."

What is it with middle class english girls and urban rappers..?

Wonder what happened to her adoration of Eminem..?

That faded pretty sharpish didn't it..?

It's almost as if she is utterly superficial,isn't it..?

How's Manchester Wendy..?

Cough.

Laughing....Out....Loud.

Wink

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TOBY AND DRYBABY....

(Click All To Enlarge And Read..)

Toby And DryBaby..

Sitting In A Tree...

K.I.S.S.I.N.G..

"I AM RULING SYD RIGHT NOW WITH THE MOST BODACIOUS AND AWESOME DECK SKILLS..."

Remember this blogging classic..?

Course you do.

The Stupid Bitch.

People in The Media Have The Internet..

Don't They Toby..?

Show Real.

Wink

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"I NEED RACINE 3,4,5,6...."

Why Sycophancy Is A Bad Thing...

Again...

And Again..

And Again..

Guess What...

(Click All To Enlarge And See Wendy Committing Career Suicide..)

"I NEED RACINE 3,4,5,6...."

You need more than that mate..

Christ I hope I never see Racine No 6...!

Say hello to..

"Segol Zentheno Zentheno.."

He may turn out to be DryBaby's best friend this year..

Why..?

Because Senor Segol doing a truly fine job..

Killing Wendy's Fragile Facebook Site..

(It is pretty poor though isn't it readers..?)

Single Handedly..

With his Unfettered Sycophancy..

"..no me canso de escucharlo.."

(means "I never get tired of listening to it.." btw)

I just have sit back,smile and watch him ruin everything..

Fantastic..!

Wendy is of course "allowing" him to tell her how great she is..

As she needs any praise to impress any potential distributor..

She is THAT insecure..

It is alienating the other "fans" on the site..

(Which includes such intellectuals as "Arne The Arschloch"..)

Thus the comments/messages are drying up..

And of course word of mouth is spreading negatively.

People probably think it is

DryBaby In Disguise Again..

Hmmm...

Is it..?

Ya Never Know..

Wink

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WENDY GETS A DOSE OF HER OWN MEDICINE...

The Original Photo Of "Julio And The Tart"...

Where's Wendy Gone..?

They Must Have Seen This DryBaby Blog...Ya Think?

(Click All To Enlarge And Crop)

You remember Julio dontcha..?

ME AND JULIO DOWN BY THE SCHOOLYARD..

Well being a radio presenter he has just done an interview..

(favourite records,favourite childhood memory etc)

No biggie.

However the real interest is in that PHOTO they've used..

It is obviously a CROPPED version of the one above..

See..?

They've DELIBERATELY cut out Wendy from it..

Just like people used to do with pictures of Transvision Vamp..

And later with Racine..

Ignoring anybody else in the photos besides Wendy..

Well the times have sure changed..

Famewise.

Now it's Wendy who get's disappeared..

No doubt they thought no one would know who she was..

(maybe Julio doesn't want to be seen with her anymore..?)

Says a lot.

Wink

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C H E E S E C A K E...

C H E E S E C A K E...

(Click Both To Enlarge And See How It Should Be Done..)

Porky's Place..

Gratuitous Cheesecake..

"I'm Afraid This Cheesecake Has Gone Stale.."

One of my best lines...EVER.

I Thank You.

Wink

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RUBY BABY...

Could you subtly name drop "The Ivy" just one more time Ruby..?

Rolling Hookers...

Rolling Poseurs...

Roll Your Own...

(Click All To Enlarge And Read..)

"RUBY BABY.."

You remember Wendy's Party Buddy...?

Ruby Rose

(she's "something" in Australia's Celeb Scene apparently..)

Anyway..

I wrote to her..

DryBaby style..

Thought I'd post it here for you guys to read..

Nothing To Hide..

Wendy will absolutely love this blog..

Ab-sol-fuckin-lute-ly...

So will the Australian media,music boards and bloggers..

That is the whole point.

Wink

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