"I AM NOT A CLOTHES HORSE..."

A Genuine Clothes Horse...

A Cheap Copycat...

Do yourself a huge favour and click to enlarge.

"I am not a clothes horse.I am a musician.."

Wendy James 1993

Google here I come..

Yet Again.

Cheers Jimmy.

(My name will now be FOREVER attached to that photo not Wendy's..)

Love the "absolute twat" feet too.

Result.

Wink

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

THERE IS NOTHING WORSE THAN A TOURIST CLICHE IS THERE..?

There is nothing worse than a tourist cliche is there..?

Wink.

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

"WHAT HAPPENED TO BRECIK,DRYBABY..?"

"Brecik Murders The Hits Hi-Energy Style.."

"Your The Star From 10 pm..."

"I Might Use This On The Front Sleeve Of My Album.."

Oh No You Won't.

"What happened to Brecik,Drybaby..?"

I got this mail today..

Funnily enough I wondered THAT myself..

What with me CRUSHING his career and all..

REMEMBER..?

Well...

After DryBaby did what he does best..

He got "career advice" from Wendy James.

His "career" is now stone cold dead.

His "album on iTunes" seems to not be coming out..

His sites are dead too.

He is "doing" Karaoke in a cheap bar now.

Poor Poor Bastard.

Let This Be A Lesson To Others.

Don't Fuck With DryBaby.

You'll Lose.

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS AN OLD JUNKIE...

AN OLD WOMAN WITH A NOSE BLEED FROM COCAINE...

"THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS AN OLD JUNKIE.."

"WANNA BET..?"

"HELLO GORGEOUS.."

There is no such thing as an old junkie..

Although Wendy is getting there..

Hi Wenders..

Happy 9th Of November to ya.

Much Thanks to

FOCUS 12

Visit Them Online Whydontcha..?

Take Back Your Future

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

GOOGLE GOLDEN GIGOLO GREGGERS...

As I predicted..

"Here's Another One for "The Google" Greggers.."

Another Greggers image helps to push..

His "Twitter" image from Google..

(You know the one...him on Ch4 etc)

Nobody of course reads his twitters anyway..

"Dabbled in the Occult and shit myself.."

"Saw a banana today,was oddly surprised.."

"Forks,what is all the fuss about..?"

"I believe I overwhelm women with my penile power.."

"Shake your hand quickly enough and you can't count your fingers properly I've discovered.."

So these snapshots make a pleasant alternative..

of course he may become depressed...

And consider suicide..

In the traditional Isle Of Wight way..

Either overdosing on tinned cocoa powder..

Or..

Throwing himself in front of a swan..

Cough.

No biggie for yours truly..

Imagine what I could do if I REALLY tried..

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

JUST PRETEND WENDY JAMES IS ALREADY DEAD...

"DID YOU GET THOSE "MAROQUINERIE" IMAGES I SENT DRYBABY..?"

I sure did and here they are above..

All nice quality rare shots..

Shame about Wendy's current drug induced dementia..

If it makes you uncomfortable to look at these..

Just pretend she is already dead..

And she can't embarrass herself any further.

Make believe these are already her "history"..

Now that makes you feel better..

Doesn't it..?

Course it does.

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

" I AM LADY MADONNA..."

Oh dear I SHOULDN'T have shown you this photo....just yet

"I am Madonna and Lady Ga Ga combined..I am Lady Madonna."

That may well be the joke of the year..

(Expect to see it quoted on future "Wendy" messages elsewhere..)

And..

What if Transvision Vamp could "live" again in 2010..

With a "replacement" Wendy James..?

Not...Beyond...The...Realms...Of...Possibility

Where's there is a buck to be made...etc.

(Whoops...I do hope I haven't spoilt the surprise for Wendy..)

She'll be so....cut up.

Yep.

DryBaby is Back.