HOW TO GENERATE REAL "WENDY JAMES BUZZ' ON THE INTERNET...

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These are all the recent "articles" people have read on the internet..

As you can see DryBaby's make up the vast majority..

Do you see any "official" Wendy articles there..?

R E S U L T.

Some "blurry" iPhone photos will save Wendy..?

Little Too Little..Little Too Late.

(DryBaby will always post the photos but MUCH better quality)

See any of her Facebook ones on Google recently didya..?

(She doesn't get the minimum required 15,000 views.)

Anyway..

The latest "DryBaby Correspondence" for December..

I got a very "interesting" mail about the ICHTBM artwork..

And one about her "deejaying" stopping permanently.

Frankly I am amazed it's lasted this long..

(she must have run out of clubs who thinks she is a star by now..)

You will read them soon..

Wink.

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

TURN THAT FROWN UPSIDE DOWN...

Wendy "Happy" James And Her Frowny Face...(Dec 2009)

Gollum Liked Cocaine When He Was Deejaying Too...

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WENDY DOESN'T LIKE TO BE PHOTOGRAPHED NOWADAYS...

(especially when she is in a tacky euro shithole earning her coke...)

She is in a teeny tiny bad mood.

(There's an unexpected shocker..)

Can you see boys and girls..?

Only 2 people in the world have seen this photo.

DryBaby is one of them.

That makes Wendy very very sad.

She's got her frowny face on..

Like Gollum.

(and he was technically a junkie too..)

My Precious...

Boo Hoo.

Another one for Google.

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

"RECENTLY, WENDY HAS BEEN IN PARIS ENDING WHAT WILL BE HIS NEXT ALBUM, "I CAME HERE TO BLOW MINDS", TO EDIT SOON..."

Wendy James is a Man..it says here.

Who Knew Wendy James Was Such A Huge Superstar Deejay..?

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This is what happens when you simply CUT'N'PASTE the bio..

Which Wendy has emailed you..

Along with her DOCTORED photo which is getting so tired now..

And then translate it from Spanish back into English..poorly.

"..Perhaps the name of Wendy James, and to dry, only sound in the ears of the most experienced music lovers, but if you search the internet under the name of Transvision Vamp will be weird to not recognize that big hit-singles like "Baby I Do not Care "," Born toBe Sold "or" The Only One ". The British group was one of the most successful of his generation, as certified albums draft" Velveteen "(MCA, 1989). The career of the singer, yes, did not stop after the three discs Transvision Vamp. He teamed with the great Elvis Costello, who composed a long just for her, and some time later resurfaced at the head of another band, Racine, with which it has released two more records. Recently, Wendy has been in Paris ending what will be his next album, "I Came Here to Blow Minds", to edit soon. But apart from his discography, the London can be seen regularly by the booths of half the world, as evidenced by their meeting in WAM by April or his presence, the day after having it in Seville, on the ninth anniversary of the Barcelona Razzmatazz room. As a DJ, is able to dust off the best of the scenena new wave, as expected by its past, but also to track other musical expressions such as art punk, hip-hop and electronica. True luxury..."

He..?

Yes he is a great star isn't he...?

"He Teamed With Elvis Costello.."

Apparently.

Costello will be surprised to learn that.

Wendy James sure is a great bloke.

And lets not even start with the reference to "Paris" which is ages ago..

(Cokeheads rarely update their bullshit...too stoned)

Oh and this beauty..

"..BUT APART FROM HIS DISCOGRAPHY THE LONDON CAN BE SEEN REGULARLY BY THE BOOTHS OF HALF THE WORLD.."

Cough...Splutter..Gasp.

The Booths Of Half The World..?!?

Priceless suicidal Wendy behaviour.

You do know this ends up on Google don't you Wendy..?

People will be able to read about your blatant lies.

Maybe even in the Booths Of Half The World.

LOL.

2010 can't come quick enough..

Wink.

See ya.

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

WENDY JAMES TRIES TO "ACT" IN GILBERT'S FRIDGE AND IT HAS TO BE SEEN TO BE BELIEVED.......

A puppet controlled by a hidden man...and Gilbert.

Gilbert
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You remember Gilbert The Alien dontcha..?

(He"interviewed" Wendy many times and took the piss..)

Well..

He had a very short lived tv show in 1988..

"Gilbert's Fridge"

Only the most desperate "celebs" appeared on it..

Wendy "Vivien Leigh" James did of course..

Here she is trying to "act" in a kind of role..thing.

If you want to avoid the rest of the (very) 1980's vibe of the show.

The "HILARIOUS FUN" (it says here) starts at 2.13

"I'll damage that Clement..if I know him"

And thankfully ends at 4.20

O-N-O-M-A-T-O-P-O-E-I-C

(It means to write a "sound" in actual words like "Tic Toc" etc..)

Another of Gilbert's little "digs" at Wendy's faux un-intelligence..

Then there he is looking sad out of a window..

No doubt thinking of Wendy's "Hollywood Moguls" bullshit..

(Another "story" planned by Pete Basset for the UK Tabloids..)

Enjoy.

(As much as you can..)

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

FASHIOIN JUNKIES..

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These are the fullsized "infamous" Sisley Ad Campaigns..

"Fashioin Junkies"

(The word "fashion" has been DELIBERATELY spelt that way..)

Fashioin = Heroin

Geddit..?

It was very widely criticised and pulled from the media..

Benetton who own "Sisley" claim these were just mock-ups..

Never intended for the public outside their design offices..

They were actually PUBLICITY STUNTS which backfired badly..

The same Benetton who "used" dying Aids patients to sell clothes.

Wolly Jumpers.

Fashioin Junkies.

Easy mistake to make.

They even sound the same.

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

THE SCARE CAN "FOLLOW" THEMSELVES AND THE HORSE THEY RODE IN ON...

DRYBABY SCARES THE SCARE...

This is "The Scare"s blog/website..

Yes it really DOES say 15 Followers..

Technically 14 in reality as they "follow" themselves too..

"The Scare Can 'Follow' Themselves And The Horse They Rode in On.."

Australia has a population of 28 million..

So their "fanbase" is something like 0.0000001% of that..

They stopped updating their blog in November 2009.

After a particularly exciting "Pool" competition..

"I just wanted to say that we have worked out we are not very fucking good!!!!.."

And there's the quote they will truly,truly regret writing later..

Frankly they couldn't be bothered anymore..

What was the fuckin' point..?

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

BIG JESUS BURGER.....(gotcha Wendy!)

Big.

Jesus.

Burger.

Studios.

Surry Hills.

Now where have I heard that recently..?

(It does sounds VERY familiar..)

I'll just let those words truly sink in...

Wendy.

(Who Thinks She Is So Secretive..As If )

Before I have a "Very Special DryBaby Chat" with Scott...

And a couple of other "interested parties" in Australia.

I so fuckin' gotcha now.

Wink.

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y