WENDY JAMES AS A PERSON DISGUSTS ME...

The Custard Pie Was Actually Genuinely Part Of This Classic Cover..

Disgusts You..But Why Oh Why..?

She Has Got A Cheese Grater Face Close Up To Be Fair..

( Independent Jan 2012 ) Notice The Extensive Coverage Given To The Whole "Racine" Thing..?

The Brit Madonna..

Disgusting.

Not me who said that.

( Although she does disgusts me to be fair... )

Personally I love the Independent Newspapers Little Bio.

"..After spells abroad has released a new album aptly entitled I Came Here To Blow Minds.."

"..Spells Abroad.."

Oh that's a diplomatic way of kicking her right in the tits.

Oh and yeah..

"...new album.."

October 2010 iTunes.

New..?

The journalist then puts her in the same category as S.S. Sputnik.

Just as I do.

( Loser fans no one wants in their venues...tours that never actually happen...hopeless optimism...ridicule from industry..etc )

Wink.

See ya

D R Y B A B Y

ROB PETER PAY DRYBABY...

$85.00

$14.99

Total Approx: $100.00

 Rob Peter Pay Paul

Is a new song.

About the recent OccupyWall St / Banking Crises Worldwide. 

And the Fat Cat Bankers ripping off the public.

They charged $100.

For A Park.

Rain Or Shine.

Mick Jones Doesn't Do Irony Very Well.

Wink.

See ya.

D R Y B A B Y

THE "MUNROSE56" EFFECT...

This is the Razzamatazz Vimeo Page.

This is the WENDY JAMES part.

It has this video on it in wide screen high definition.

MESS A WHAT BLADDER

The figures have been like that since Christmas.

( The 111 was up until Munrose56 appeared.. )

Oh and the single solitary "like" is actual someone plugging their clubnight.

You can put the blame for this on the huge mistake that is

MUNROSE56

Must have seemed like such a jolly wheeze to try to put DryBaby under siege.. 

( Yes that does rhyme  )

Do You Like That Wendy..?

I mean it's not Steinbeck but there's plenty of Wrath there for ya.

Wink.

See ya

D R Y B A B Y

HELP ME,OBI-WAN KENOBI,YOU'RE MY ONLY HOPE...

They Shot Him In The Head Shortly After That Photo Was Taken..

All Together Now.

THINK WHITNEY...THINK AMY...THINK WENDY...

You've met Steve Riley ( a.k.a The Fable ) before haven't you Dear Reader..?

He's a very popular tool round these parts.

The Ghost Of The Eternal Fan Site

And you'll never guess

He was also Londonboy over at the fake Racine message board.. He thought I didn't know!! 

I had a chat.

And his blood turned to ice in his veins.

Right in his veins.

I have that effect on people.

May The Force Be With You.

Always.

Wink.

See ya

D R Y B A B Y

REVENGE OF THE TITS...

Can Everyone Read These Clearly Enough..?

And Here's Some Actual Tits Taken And Given To Me For This Entry By A Friend..

This Arse is Just For You Jonesy...

Could You Exclusively Introduce It Perhaps..?

"..At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge..."

Sorry.

Couldn't resist it.

Winding up the half wit scum who pass for Wendy James fans nowadays.

Is 

Addictive.

No offense to your real-life addiction Wendy..cough 

(That photo would look great on Tumblr you know Wendy I'm thinkin'...)

Wink.

See ya.

D R Y B A B Y

WENDY JAMES WITH AN EXCLUSIVE INTRODUCTION BY MICK JONES...

"..Now Looks About Two Generations Older Than She Is...OUCH..!!

Pop Stars Now And Then.

"..Wendy James shot to fame in the eighties as the sexy singer of Transvision Vamp but lost it around 1991 

and now looks about two generations older than she is, 

with a penchant for stealing Little Boots' bathmats..."

"..With an exclusive introduction by Mick Jones..."

Life will have it's little ironies.

Can I have an exclusive introduction Jonesy.

Or do I have to let you stick your dick up my arse too..?

Wink.

See ya.

D R Y B A B Y

WENDY JAMES IS A DOG...IT'S OFFICIAL.

Told you about the "brown eyes" thing than can happen didn't I..?

Classic.

Sometimes "naughty" photographers

Can see how to cynically pose a person

To make sure the viewer gets the joke.

Often the subject doesn't.

' I Am Un Chien '

( Look behind her...It means I Am A Dog.. )

The Photographer spotted that immediately.

Wendy did not.

She was too "wowed" by her addiction to being photographed 

Bet she sees it now though.

No Dogs Allowed.

Wink.

See ya

D R Y B A B Y

WENDY JAMES IS OFF HER TITS...

It's Not A Model's Arse In Suspenders But It's The Next Best Thing.


( That's The Face People Behind The Scenes In The Music Biz See When She Wants Their Money And Support.. )

Here we go..

"..Off her tits.."

"..Wendy you appear to be off your trolley,stuff the cocaine,I did it and it nearly killed me.Stop it don't waste your money.

It's not worth it in the end.."

"..Shame she's fucked her face up with botox and cologen in the lips-she was stunning in the late 80's.."

"..Everyone will have their fifteen minutes of fame she used all her minutes with Transvision Vamp..that sad It's Wendy James.."

and of course Stu.

It appears he is talking to a ghost.

There certainly is no-one there anymore.

Now excuse me Dear Reader.

While I go and fake some more figures on-line.

Some people up the Amazon river are currently being lulled into a deliberate false sense of security.

( Tips side of nose.. )

Gotta love those website/blog tracker sites.

They are a godsend to a tricky fellow like me.

Always one step ahead on The Chess Board.

They'll spew out any ole' shit with a little tweaking.

It also helps to "hide" a multitude of sins.

( I learn that trick with Drybaby.Wordpress.com to hide the real (big) figures I revealed later.. )

A Woman Will Have To Be Vigilante.

It Will Be Sad To Bust 'er.

She might need to go see a Doctor.

Wink.

See ya.

D R Y B A B Y




HERE'S THE SAME PHOTOS IN EYE WATERING DETAIL..POOR YOU.

THE KNACK AND HOW TO GET IT...

I really do have the knack for writing a pithy review.

In fact Greggers only got 2 reviews worldwide.

2.

Worldwide on iTunes.

Me and a bloke from a Jazzradiostation (one word)

Nice high profile position for it on that iTunes page.

Ya Think..?

The other bloke's one was rubbish.

I am also the ONLY reviews for Racine 1 and No2

on iTunes in Ireland.

The Only Ones.

Wendy's Scum Fanbase Can't Seem To Get Their Braincell Around It.

They Stick To Outdated Review Sites Like Amazon etc.

Which Of Course Nobody Reads Anyway.

Click the Ireland button on your iTunes to see for yourself 

That's Nice.

Must Do More.

Might Start Exporting Them To Friends In The Other Countries To Post.

Wink.

See ya.

D R Y B A B Y

IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED TRY,TRY,TRY TO FAIL BIGGER...

One of the great things about Wendy James is.

Her amazing almost clockwork predictability.

( Between you,I and this nearby bookcase I haven't even visited the Tumblr one but I bet it's got at least one Edie Sedgwick ,

Hunter S Thompson and maybe even a Truffaut..gawd help us!! )

That's why DRYBABY set up some sleeper "hidden" Twitter accounts ages ago.

( And before you ask no they don't have easily discovered titles like Wendy James or Vamp etc...as if girlfriend!! )

I will of course start using these in the next few months.

No rush.

Got to let Wendy build up a nice big figure of "followers"..

Before springing the next bunch of SURPRISES.

In the most unexpected of places.

The Bigger They Are The Harder They Fall.

Yes.

2012 is gonna be a doozy.

( Got off to a cracking start for me so far since Christmas I have to say..!! )

Here's To Ya Miss James.

Wink.

See ya

D R Y B A B Y

HEY BULLDOG...

I wonder..

I very much do indeed wonder.

I wonder what 2012 holds for Greg Foat.

Is there an album in the pipeline and on the horizon too..?

If only I could find any 3 page PDF file.

Which tells me about his life and career.

From falling off pianos to being the biggest selling jazz star we ever did see.

With perhaps a series of James Bond Audition Photographs.

" Action Man Greg Sexily Sits On A Bench Watching A Sparrow,Heads To The Casino 

And Sails A Boat Before Smoking a Jamaican Jazz Ciggy In A Quarry...Shaken Not Stirred " 

Maybe some sort of a collective.

In Miami.

Run by his mates.

Who he bleedin' lied to.

Tongue In Cheek

Like.

Wink.

See ya.

D R Y B A B Y

DRYBABY'S STRICT MACHINE...

Strict Machine.

( Goldfrapp..look it up )

After any victory a person should be magnanimous.

Forgive and Forget.

The poor hopeless fools who wasted their time.

Again.

I Don't Do Forgive And Forget.

It's My Way Or..

Oblivion.

They Made The Wrong Choice.

Strict Wink.

See ya.

D R Y B A B Y

WENDY JAMES LIKES TO LOOK IN PEOPLE'S EARS...

Wendy James Likes To Look In Your Ear...

How Fuckin' Big Is That Hand...?

This is Klav.

He is Dutch.

He likes to meet "Cool People".

There wasn't any available when these photos were taken.

Just some huge handed ear fetishist backstage.

Wink.

See ya.

D R Y B A B Y

 

STEVE STRANGE AND WALL TO WALL CREOSOTED SCRUBBERS...

Wendy's Kiss Of Commercial Death Strikes Again.

Crawdaddy finally calls it a day.

It'll be turned into a Superclub and you know what that means.. 

Wall To Wall Creosoted Scrubbers.

Steve Strange ( not that one! ) will have to find her another venue.

For her next tour.

Wink.

See ya

D R Y B A B Y

MESS A WHAT...

You've learn a new phrase today Dear Reader.

" Mess A What.."

They were linking to this internet classic.

WENDY JAMES IS A BLADDER

" She'd still look good if it wasn't for the lips.. "

" If they were PIP she could have 'em taken out for free.. "

The PIP referred to are these recent news items.

BREAST IMPLANTS GO TITS UP

Coming Soon.

RACETRACKSTUDIOS.

( One word )

Wink.

See ya.

D R Y B A B Y