(Click To Enlarge...No Jokes From The Camp section of the readership,kay?)
Now I'm Just DELIBERATELY courting the Gay audience...
Like a shameless man whore..
Now I know what Wendy feels like when she REGULARLY prostitutes herself for money..
REGULARLY....PROS-TIT-TUTES....HERSELF
Like those recent Gimme-The-Cash-In-Fivers "D.j. slots" in Spain..
Did you see the crowds mobbing Wendy...?
No me neither...
No need for a bodyguard...
a 41 year old woman playing music to an audience of 20 somethings...?
MILF heaven I would imagine...
"where you alive when video recorders came out Wendy..?"
"bet you've been around the sexual carpark more than a few times Wendy..?"
"are you going for HRT or just calcium tablets in about 7 years Wendy...?"
(and that "Who bar" website is brilliant isn't it?...or at least it will be when finished..or started..and works..and people give a shit..)
"and a Happy New Year to you too.."
Wendy James
"I love your coat,I love your coat..."
DryBaby
"Saw that did ya..?"
Wendy James
"I saw a LOT of things...so anyway..on heroin now are you?"
DryBaby
"Yeah..well it's a step up you know?..and the weight just drops off.."
Wendy James
"True..Good luck with the slow dying and painful degradation.."
DryBaby
"Cheers and the same to you..with knobs on.."
Wendy James
wink
This image of "manly greatness" (bass player for the Grateful Dead) is called
"Photo 22"...
Because it is a photo..
and it is the 22nd one..
(very deep and Jim Morrison isn't it?..it is so very 22 I think you'd agree..)
Go on...admit it..
You all missed me over the Christmas period..
I wasn't here...or there...for that matter..
I had to get away from the Wendy madness...
Did you see her latest snaps...?
The hugging is a blatant cry for help..
Now you know why all her "relationships" ended badly..
"Wendy...?"
"Yes..."
"Why are you hugging the Postman..?"
"Because we are such close friends and he is the BEST postman ever..He just gave me some letters"
"He's the Postman...he's paid to.."
"But I feel it is SO much more than that...it's like we don't even have to speak to communicate..we are THAT close...almost like family.."
"What are you doing now...?"
"Getting a spoon of course.."
"Why?..."
"Because I want to eat him..."
"This relationship is now officially over..."
(the previous lines were inspired by Harold Pinter's great use of silence and birthdays...)
I do hope everyone can see the subtle point I am making there...
(hint: the spoon plays a huge part in the point...wink,wink)
Maybe she should grow a beard too..?
Oh no of course...
She can't...
As she is a woman..(it says here)
and women don't have facial hair..
(at this point your 'sarcasm alert' alarm has just started buzzing in your head..perfectly normal as I am in fact being sarcastic..so as you can see well worth the investment.It is working fine..)
See ya.
