Friday, October 10
BEFORE TEX,DAVE,POL AND WENDY'S NEW TEETH WERE INVENTED....
This is TRANSVISION VAMP....
(Wendy has got her "Mid 80's teeth and Pre-21st century lips" in this..)
And her "natural" eyebrows too...
(all long since "taken care of" by MCA and Cinepop Management..)
Both of them Tranny Vampers...
"Shouldn't there be more than 2 Drybaby and where's the fat one..?"
(I am not even going to bother saying "she's on the roof singing"..)
This interview was broadcast to mainland europe on satellite..
(Thus the shimmering lines...it was 1988..videotape was king..)
This was the very first "incarnation" of the "vamp" concept..
1987
(Happy 21st Birthday Nick & Wendy..!)
Pol,Tex And Dave must have busy that day..that's it.
Probably doing "imaginary graffiti" in West London..
Nick talks (with his heavy lisp) about the environment..
(He has subsequently done so much for the environment since 1988 hasn't he..?)
Although he was also too busy to actually PERFORM his song with Wendy..
(On the rooftop...on her own...in her aviator glasses...on her own..alone.)
Luckily Wendy was "selflessly willing" to mime to the song on her own..
(and again.....ON HER OWN....got the subtle hint?)
"It is not about Wendy performing on her own.."
Nick "Hug A Tree" Sayer 1988
She looks pretty "singular" to me Nicky..!
However the "market" at the time wasn't doing the "solo girl and gimp" thing..
And so when "Revolution Baby" flopped (the first time)...
The "Band Thing" was invented as Plan B..
"We met Tex and Dave graffitiing in West London..it says here"
If Transvision Vamp were being launched in 2008..
When Amy Winehouse is "creating so well" (making money for) Universal Records..
Wendy would be in a beehive with a 1950's orchestra behind her..
"We met the orchestra graffitiing in West London...it still says here.."
And taking drugs just like poor stupid self destructive Amy...
Thank Goodness That's Not Happening Huh..?
Cough.
D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y
Wink
See ya
