GIVE A STARVING DOG A BONE...

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29 Jul 2008 16:44

Wendy,

don't forget, Portugal is waiting for your return, asap...

Kisses,

Billy

30 Jul 2008 07:33

of course baby - it must come soon..
maybe i should come around the same time as spain dj nights..
w xxxxx
- nice to hear from you..
xxxxxx
Wendy James

Remember these wise words..?

"..after this tour we will take a few weeks off before heading into Canada and The US and after that there will be a lot of concerts and festival slots during the summer.."
Wendy James April 2008

I bet Wendy doesn't...

Whatevah Wendy..!

WHATEVAH...

Wink

See ya

"FINE,SEE YOU FINE,GREAT WENDY......"

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"...fine, see you fine, great Wendy...i hope you have great gig in all europe (italy inclused) remember what i said...kisses for you ciao.."
Falce70

I shall say nothing..

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

Wink

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MASUIMI MAX ON DRYBABY....

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Masuimi Max...

Model...

Bondage Queen...

Wendy James' latest friend...

Now she is..

DryBaby's latest friend too...

Here Comes Trouble.

Wink

See ya

FANCY SEEING YOU HERE MARGO....!

Don't worry Wade "fans" this is just a cynical PUBLICITY STUNT by Margo's desperate agent and WADE was promised a free drink if he took part...



She can't even FAKE an informercial pretending to be an "interview"..

Anyway..

I wrote THIS on 22nd June this year..

Holly Foat,Laura Hollins And Margo Stilley...

Now if THAT headline doesn't get BOTH Wade and Greggers rushing to their computers..

Simultaneous like.

(Imagine the split screen effect used on 24 with a clock ticking down the minutes in the corner and you have some idea of what I am going for...kay?)

Nuthin will...

I ALWAYS know how to get a crowd.

Well it sure beats standing in the street with a sandwich board shouting..

"Holly Foat....Laura Hollins....Margo Stilley...Another DryBaby bombshell..Read all about it!"

DryBaby plays "dirty pool"...

"My balls are so very dirty"
DryBaby

"Want me to lick them clean..?"
Wendy "I'd Lick DryBaby's Balls Anytime" James

Dirty Pool.

Oh yes he does..

So..

Holly Foat....?

"Your Honour and Ladies and Gentlemen of the Court it is my professional opinion that Mr Greg Foat's heart stopped beating when he reached this line and with no cardiac medicine to hand it was merely a matter of seconds until he passed away.The pre-meditated nature of DryBaby's blog leaves me convinced we are dealing here with the first Blog Murder with Mr Foat as it's first victim.."

Holly.

Honestly..?

That's even better than 'Unpleasantina' Foat..!

Please tell me Miss Margo "9 Songs" Stilley is NOT your

"Famous American Actress..."

Aforementioned in yonder Bonkbuster book..

Remember...?

Maybe I should write a book called..

"Margo's Friends"

Whatdoyathink Goldie..?

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

Wink

See ya

HEEEEELLO CAPTAIN......!

Ship Ahoy Mateys..!!

Sheriff Wade Crescent joined The Royal Nightclub Navy recently...

Let's sing the old traditional Sea Shanty shall we..?

There Was Cpt Wade Sailin' On The Sea..

Half Nude In A Club With A Rubber Duckee..

"Hey Everybody Come Look At Me..!"

I Am Cpt Wade Sailin' On The Sea..

and the gold lame dress girl in the first picture is thinking..

"What a F**king Tit..."

Isn't she shipmates..?

The third picture I like to call..

'Wade Suddenly Realises How Much He Embarrasses Those Around Him'

Wade feels sad.

We feel sad too..

Don't we shipmates...?

Wink

See ya

FLOWER....

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Flower...

This is a very very rare photo from 1991...

It comes from a damaged,faded and worn negative..

Restored & Repaired..

To it's former colourful glory..

Got to respect the art..

LARGE VERSION HERE

Wink

See ya

"Can I see that behind the scenes Stockholm video again DryBaby..?"

Sure Thing...

That was the original HD footage on a 24" monitor..

Before I "downsized" it to the current one..

(The finished video is over in the video section)

Help Yourself..

Kay..?

See ya

Wendy "I'm A Much Bigger Motherfucker Than Neil Diamond" James...

THANK YOU.

To The Kind Folks at Celeb Forum U.K.

"Thank you very much for your kindness.Glad you like it.."
DryBaby

"Each one of you fuckers is SO dead I fuckin' promise you.I know people with guns who will shoot you all in the face and spit on you as well..."
Wendy "I'm A Much Bigger Motherfucker Than Neil Diamond" James

"I apologise guys...she's coked up..Thanks again!"
DryBaby

Keep reading DryBaby..!

Wink

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"EVERY CD YOU BUY PUTS ME EVEN FURTHER OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE....."

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"Elena Gallen worships Paris Hilton.."

When Paris H released "her" album a few years ago..

UK graffiti artist "Banksy" highjacked her cd's..

Replacing the real album booklet with his own version..

In music stores across the country..

Even replacing the real sticker on the front of the album..

With his own version...

(Hint: read those track titles again!..yep they're fake)

Here is the full booklet pictures for the first time..

Bravo Banksy..!

"Thou Shalt Not Worship False Icons.."

Elena..

Wink

See ya

HONG KONG GOLDEN....

"..Sorry guys, this is a hard-on-free zone, and instead of wanting to high-five Golden for his conquests, you’ll merely want to castrate the man so he has no more excuses to put pen to paper..."
Hamish McKenzie

Life Of Brian

'The Line For Crucifixion' scene

NISUS WETTUS: Next. Crucifixion?

PRISONER #1: Yes.

NISUS: Good. Out of the door. Line on the left. One cross each. Next. Crucifixion?

PRISONER #2: Yes.

NISUS: Good. Out of the door. Line on the left. One cross each. Next. Crucifixion?

MR. CHEEKY: no...Freedom.

JAILER: Hmm?

NISUS: What?

MR. CHEEKY: Eh,Yeah freedom for me. They said I hadn't done anything, so I could go free and live on an island somewhere.

NISUS: Oh, well, that's jolly good. Well, off you go, then.

MR. CHEEKY: Nah, I'm only pulling your leg. It's crucifixion, really.

NISUS: Oh, ho ho.

MR. CHEEKY: Heh heh heh hehh.

NISUS: I see. Uh, very good. Very good. Well, out of the door. One...

MR. CHEEKY: Yeah. I know the way. Out of the door.

NISUS: Line on..

MR. CHEEKY: One cross each. Line on the left.

NISUS: Line on the left.

MR. CHEEKY: Heh heh.

Does this ring ANY bells Mr Foat....?

Enjoyin' your literary career so far..?

Thought not.

Wink

See ya

BIKINI GALLEN....

I wrote these words 9th July...

Come to me and bathe in my creative genius.....

Make yourself better..

From a good designer to a great designer..

in your bikini/nude...

it's up to you.

Know Your Gallen

That's my motto for the second half of 2008..

Wink

See ya.

WENDY "ROCK-A-BELLA" JAMES.....

Mention this flyer and get 10% off your tattoo or room.....(!)


5 bucks with free shots included.....(Wendy is SO there!)


Ring Of Fire Entertainment....(seriously?)


Fear Farm......(those fuckin' cows are very scary man!)


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All of these freaks are freshly minted "Friends" of Wendy James..

All part of her plan to get her "band" some US show time..

Ever since "Kevin" wrote from sunny Arizona to Casa Racine and said these words...

"Amazing! Fucking amazing! I'm happy 4 the add!..."

(Kevin is a drummer who lives is Hellhole,Arizona...)

He rocks and is bad ass apparently!

Wendy replied with these not-desperate-for-any-fans-at-all-no-siree words...

wow!! thankyou kevin!!
yeah... big up...
much love,
wendy xxxxx

Kevin (a.k.a Bad Ass Kevin) is in the band

"Crazy 8"

Check out the comment/entry for "asses of evil"...

I kid you not.

Crazy 8

(There are actually 4 of them...Crazy huh?)

How "Fuck You Mr Suit And Tie Establishment" is that..?

Contacted his friends in Arizona...

And they are now "friends" of Wendy James too..

(as if living in Arizona wasn't punishment enough..?)

Even The Fear Farm...

The Sheep Will Kick Your Lily White Ass...

(Yep it rips off both "Jeepers Creepers" & "Children Of The Corn"...)

"..FEARFARM is 25 acres of pure Terror. ..And you thought FEARFARM was scary last year.. We have added more Blood and Gore to the Halls of Horror, We are going to have a blood bath so make sure you bring your own bar of soap. The trail of terror will offer an intense and profound sence of FEAR. The Apocalypse, where Nightmares get their inspiration. Twisted Tales is back with all your twisted fairytales, and oh yeah..more clowns!!!! and finally the condemned where 10 lost souls are condemned to wander these paths until the end of time. Beware..what path leads you out of this maze, Hopefully you find it before they find you!!!.

Terror In The Corn..."

Clowns....!!!!

I am not a big fan of corn and hardly eat it...!!!!

25 acres of terror...!!!

That is 17.86 hectares of Corny Clown terror...!!!

Bring your own bar of soap...!!!!

More clowns...!!!!

Dirty Frightening Clowns who haven't got any soap...!!!

Oooh my poor heart...!!!

Wink

See ya

AVRIL LAVIGNE LOVES HER FANS 2 MILLION TIMES.....AND HALF A MILLION HUGS TOO!

"there's a $2 million check waiting for her for all her You Tube plays..."


"Cheating fans give Avril Lavigne a You Tube lift..."


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Avril Lavigne loves her fans..

They love her...

Avril will make $2 million off her fans...

They love her...

Avril is a cynical little manufactured pop puppet...

They love her...

Avril is a married woman in her 2O's who pretends to be a teenager...

They love her...

Avril wants to get "her" money from You Tube...

They say she can go fuck herself...

Avril is sad...

She might write a song about it..

or get her "songwriter dudes" to write one for her...

And put the video on You Tube...

Wink

Now you see why you should never "rally" around any artist..?

It is very often a "management" inspired scam for money...

It makes "fans" look like gullible zombies..

If they can't get support in a legitimate way..

You have to wonder why...

"I love my fans too.."
Wendy"Genuine Is As Genuine Does" James

"How much..?"
DryBaby

"$17.95 before tax.."
Wendy"She'll Love You Longer For Extra" James

kay..?

See ya

I DON'T THINK DRYBABY HIRED GREGORY FOAT AS A GIGOLO....THAT WAS WENDY JAMES.

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Somebody seems to be VERY interested in both

DryBaby...

and

Gregory "Golden Failure" Foat...

All of a Sudden..

Yet Again..!!!

Wink

See ya

"HAS THIS PICTURE BEEN TOUCHED UP TOO DRYBABY..?"

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"Has this picture been touched up too DryBaby..?"

I was asked that when I showed this to a friend yesterday..

Nope my dear friend..

Only the woman in the polka dot dress is "touched"..

Wendy is her usual "smiley" self..

(That is just a red light on the other side of her lip.She is not made up like the Joker..)

Nice set of earphones..

Wink

See ya

HEEEEELLO PINKY.......!!!

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Oooh get the madam in the flip flops,white shorts and pink tee..!

"...ATOMIC CURSE IS THE WORST NAME EVER
CHANGE IT BACK TO KOTASH KUPA YOU DICK!!!...."
Golden Vagabond Du Coeur

"...GOLDEN VAGABOND DU COEUR IS THE WORST NAME EVER
CHANGE IT BACK TO GREGORY FOAT YOU DICK!!!...."
DryBaby La Plume De Ma Tante

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

Wink

See ya

GLAD I COULD "INFLUENCE" YOU YET AGAIN ELENA....

Elena Gallen's new PDF catalogue...(July 2008)


The original blog and photo which influenced it...(April 5th 2008)

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Elena's new "Luxury & Trash 2008" catalogue...

The Wendy James' t-shirt section..

The Blog which influenced the use of THAT photo..

Elena Gallen certainly has taste doesn't she..?

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

Luxury and Trash

"Which one am I..?"
Wendy "Have a Guess What The Joke Will Be" James

"DryBaby is pure Luxury..."
Elena "She Knows What She Likes And She Likes Me" Gallen

"..And you are Trash.."
DryBaby

"I so fucking hate both of you right now..."
Wendy "100's Of People Are Gonna See That Photo Now" James

Wink

See ya

THIS IS WHAT YOUR MOTHER WOULD LOOK LIKE IF SHE WAS A DRUG ADDLED PROSTITUTE IN FRONT OF SOME TINNED POTATOES....

Hello Boys...Well at least Wendy & Greggers (RIP) are smilin'....Stupid Fuckers the lot of 'em especially that Golden asshole..

Read any good books recently Greggers...?

Written any...?

Cough.


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These are the rest of the "Smoking in The Larder" photos...

LADYLIKE JAMES...

Notice the big "middle aged woman" wrists..?

See the letters on her right hand in the 4th picture..?

and the TERRIBLE BRUISING on it too..?

Her writing is atrocious...

Can you make it out..?

Wink

See ya

"HEY BIG TRENDER....!"

(Click To Go To "Hey Big Trender's" Combination..)


This is Polyvore.com..

It is a fashion collage site..

For girlies..

But cool..

(I am NOT gay..kay?)

Why can't you find these sites yourself Wendy..?

Are you too stoned..?

"Yes..It helps to ease my pain.."
Wendy "Pass The Dutchie" James

(yeah I saw that Musical Youth video over at Percy's ages ago...tsk,tsk!)

Anyway...

Much Thanks To "Hey Big Trender"...

If you don't get the above joke name I feel sorry for you...

Watch This Bob Fosse classic and learn sumthin'...



D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

(once again not gay...)

I just appreciate the sheer creativity of musical theatre is all..

Wink

See ya

DRYBABY IS WORKIN' ON AN "ELENA GALLEN" T-SHIRT DESIGN TOO...

Early "Elena Gallen" design (July 2008)...


Early "angles" images of the same design (July 2008)...

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The Designer Becomes The Design...

My "Ralph Bakshi like" design of Elena's face...

Highlighting the big brown eyes..

Capturing her "spirit" rather than being an exact Portrait..

Kay..?

Wink

See ya.

ELENA GALLEN SAYS "FUCK FREE".....

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"I just can't understand why you'd find this t-shirt offensive. It's a call to free sex and against ancient restrictions. You can have your own political ideas but this does not offend anyone...."
Elena Gallen

Laninadelabicirosa....

DryBaby...

LARGER VERSIONS HERE

Wink

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"I HAVE DECIDED TO OFFICIALLY CALL MYSELF WENDY JAMES AS "GIRL HITLER" WAS ALREADY TAKEN BY THE VENTURE BROS...."

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"Racine ARE a real band.It is not just the Wendy James band..."
Wendy James August 2005

"We believe you totally Wendy.."
Racine fans 2005-2008

"Suckas...."
Wendy James July 2008

Her Majesty talks to "UPP" Magazine...

(it's a style'n'fashion'n'music freebie which is given away in clubs and pubs)

The Interview itself is yer typical type..

"I Shit Gold Bricks And Piss Champagne..."

You know the drill..

Wendy skates carefully away from anything like truth..

"When will I see you in Poland,Woman!..."

Silence.

"Where are these Canadian gigs you promised..?"

Silence.

"What do ya think about Golden's book and are you in it..?"

Silence.

"Are you getting laid regularly..?"

Silence.

Of course now that DryBaby "broke her iChat cherry" so publically recently..

(Which was very DELIBERATE...and don't she know it..)

She manages to work a mention of it into this interview...

Casual like...

To show she is "hip" with new technology...

Although using James "Duckboy" Meynell as an example helps cover up..

CRISPIN DIOR.

I have of course just sent "UPP"...

A DryBaby Greeting..

They replied.

They love DryBaby's "Wendy" coverage..

Thought they might.

Wink

See ya



THE VENTURE BROS....