THE MOTHERFUCKIN' 100TH VIDEO FROM DRYBABY AND THE LAST ONE FOR 2008....

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No 317..

The very LAST DryBaby blog post of 2008..!

May I Present..

The 100th video uploaded by "oscare" (DryBaby)

The top clip is the "Angel" song from Rock & Rule..

(The audio on the right is the very rare DEMO of this track)

Debbie Harry sings the vocals..

But did NOT provide the "speaking" voice of the character in the movie.

Then..

"My Name Is Mok...Thanks A Lot!"

This is written and performed by Lou Reed..

(the backing "vocals" are actually Debbie Harry too under an alias..)

Lou did NOT provide the "speaking" voice for the character either..

An OFFICIAL SOUNDTRACK to this movie was never released..

(Lou Reed,Debbie Harry and Cheap Trick were all signed to different labels)

Probably never will due to publishing restrictions..

Enjoy The Clips..

H A P P Y N E W Y E A R

from

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

If It Doesn't Hurt Then It Ain't Pain Is It Greggers..?

The Spanish Sleeve Of "Gigolo".....(I kid you not)


Oh dear seems like "someone" recognises themselves from the book despite the brilliant "disguise" writing style..?


Sexo explícito....and you know what THAT means in any language!


.."playing live with his Trio.."..isn't that FOUR people playing live then..Shouldn't it be The Greg Foat Quartet..?


"Apologises to anyone who was thinking of attending.."...

..For you were born with no taste whatsoever..sorry!

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Looking back on 2008..

Several towering "DryBaby" achievements stand out..

(I am THAT close to perfecting my beetroot based cancer cure...)

But Head'n'Shoulders above all of those..

(send me free samples for that subtle plug Proctor & Gamble..cheers!)

There was..

The Crucifixion Of Gregory Foat

(No 10 still makes me cry I'm not ashamed to say..!)

It was more entertaining than the Beijing Olympics this summer..

How we ALL laughed..

However apparently Mr Foat is still alive out there somewhere..

Stinkin' Up The Joint..

I guess some people don't understand the true meaning of..

"Christmas Suicide"

Do They..?

By The Way Before You Write To Me..

The above blog shown is NOT called The London Tosser...

Although it SO should be..

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

Explícito.

THE ASTORIA REALLY IS NO MORIA...

(Click All To Enlarge And Remember Those Flyers Are Collector's Items Now Especially As Wendy Is About To Croak From Drugs Soon..!)

London Astoria To Be Demolished..

Told ya..!

Last "event" (not too technical for you is it?) in on January 15th...

Wendy & The Wendy Band will miss the venue they never played in..

"I had hoped to play there at least once instead of being constantly cancelled but it was not meant to be.I think timing,fate and people not wanting to give me their money may have been contributing factors.Still I have my "drug induced" memories of all the gigs my band and I did in fact play there.I remember particularly that 7 night residency we played in it to rave reviews across the board which I tell people actually happened.Some nights there must have been more than 5 million people cheering us on and watching us perform our album tracks which had just come fresh from rave reviews right across the board.It was a magical time which really happened as I remember it right across the board....snort right across the board"
Wendy "Where Am I?" James

"Can't wait to see Racine on the 19th which is two days after my birthday which is on the 17th...two days previous!"
Stuart "Highly Strung And Would Be If I Had My Way" Thorogood

"Lucky Bloody You..."
DryBaby

"Did I ever tell you about the time my band and I supported The Who at The Isle Of Wight Festival in 1969..?"
Wendy "Who The Fuck Are You?" James

"That was a photograph you saw in a magazine last June and your drugs just filled in the rest for your flash-drive brain.."
DryBaby

"So I don't have two children either...?"
Wendy "What Is That?" James

"No that is another drug figment of your nanobyte sized imagination.."
DryBaby

"How do you explain my obvious child bearing hips and thighs..?"
Wendy "Can You Smell That?" James

"Alcohol retention and sheer laziness..?"
DryBaby

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

"DRYBABY WAS ALSO KNOWN AS CHARM PINKERTON SAYS BERNADETTE GIACOMAZZO..."

THE JOKER...


THE JOKE..

(Click Both to Enlarge...Well at least click Heath if not Pricilla Queen Of The Desert whydontcha?)

I KNEW THAT PICTURE REMINDED ME OF SOMEONE'S SUBTLE MAKE UP...!

I Hope Everyone Had A Great Christmas..

I Sure Did..

(I still am...I am still recovering..so baby steps for the next few days..!)

Great to come back and see my own "biography" doing the rounds of the internet..

"DryBaby was also known as Charm Pinkerton..."

Fan...Fuckin...Tastic...!

I wonder how many people are writing Wendy's "biography" across the internet today..?

"Wendy James is still alive,was in this band and she got old,in every sense of the word,quickly..."

Could 2009 actually be the year when DryBaby goes mainstream..?

(I have been predicting that for a couple of years now..the signs are all there)

And Wendy fades into the backround...

(sorry......fades MORE into the backround...cough)

Surely not.

I don't write songs,sing or perform with any band..

(Wait for it...it's just pulling into the station now...mind the step!)

But then neither does Wendy..

"Boom Snort Boom.."
Wendy "You're Becoming A Habit With Me" James

Anyway..

If you see my "biography" on any messageboard,comment box or blog..

By all means read it..

(It's not written by me so there will be very few jokes and bad puns etc..)

I am an "interesting" guy with the luck of the devil..

It's truly amazing what I got away with..!

And I stress..

I DID GET AWAY WITH IT..

Much to Wendy's chagrin..

It's....All.....Good.

As for that "Christmas Coke" photo I published..

I had it knocking around for a long while..

So I thought I'd put it up for once and all..

Get It Out There In The Public Eye.

The forthcoming photos and images will make this..

Look like a charming snapshot..

Of a vicar's tea party..

In a kindergarden..

I bet..

In (slightly over) 12 months time I'll be writing these very words..

"Remember when Wendy was around before the unpleasantness..?"

As we all think back to the horrific "events" of 2009..

And how they unfolded..

"When that DryBaby thing happened..

She did that bloody stupid thing..

Resulting in that unpleasant thing occuring..

What the fuck WAS she thinking..?"

Next Christmas..

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

(You know the name..don't wear it out!)

HAVE YOURSELF A MERRY LITTLE CHRISTMAS...

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Couldn't let the day pass without SOMETHING special..

Could we..?

See you After The Holidays..

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

THIS CHRISTMAS DON'T MISS THE FUN OF SMOKING...!

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Merry Christmas To All The Smokers...!

Enjoy your cigarettes this holiday season..

I truly mean that..

See Ya After The Holidays..

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

LITTLE MISS "PARDON MY TITS"...

(Click All To Enlarge.....You Wish Wendy...You Wish!)

"A Gross English Titty Vampire..."

Dexter.

Putting on an "American" affectation in your words fools no-one..

Wendy D James..

You are English..

It's just Gross.

Especially During Fall Trimester Baseball Try Outs In The Varsity Quad..

Wink

"Pardon My Tits.."

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

CARAVAGGIO JAMES....

"Amore Vincit Omnia" (Caravaggio 1571-1610)

It's Art so he is allowed to show off his Winky....kay?

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"One finds oneself doing what always wanted to do with one's oneness.."

Wendy "Snow Is For Sniffing" James Dec 2008

"...Excuse me love but I'd like to buy a copy of Wendy James' new album "Amor Vincit Omnia" on cd..thanks.."

An Customer In The Future

"Is that a new opera cd or somthin' like that...?"

The Annoying Emo Student Who Works In Your Local Record Store

"No it is the new album from Wendy James Who Doesn't Use Drugs She Claims She's Just Got A Cold All The Time..."

An Customer In The Future

"Well we ain't got it anyway only wankers and kiddie fiddlers buy Wendy James nowadays..?"

The Annoying Emo Student Who Works In Your Local Record Store

"I feel this album is the very Pinnacle of The Heights Of My Plateau Of My Peak..."

Wendy "Pretentious Much?" James

"Will you be playing gigs in England and America Wendy..?"

An Customer In The Future

"Darling!...Darling,Darling,Darling,Darling,Darling,Darling,Marc Jacobs,,Darling,Snort,Darling....No.."

Wendy "Arty Farty Cocaine Party" James

"Oi..where did you get THAT title from then Wendy..?"

Billy Bollockchops

"It came to me whilst I was sleeping...It was an unique experience"

Wendy "On The Bathroom Floor After A Coke Binge" James

"Really?..How Would You Describe It Without Sounding An Insincere Twat Like You Usuallly Do..?"

Billy Bollockchops

"Dreamy..."

Wendy "Gotcha!" James

Wink

Love Conquers All

Love Is Blind And SomeTimes You're So Glad It Is..

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

THEN I GO AND SPOIL IT ALL BY SAYIN' SOMETHING STUPID LIKE I FILMED YOU...

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You remember I told you all about certain "internet postings"..?

No doubt some might have doubted what I was talking about...

(there was even a LOT of doubt in that sentence..!)

Fair enough.

I'd want cold hard proof too if I was you..

I was sent this screenshot and weblink at that time..

This is from a THAI based website...

In Thailand...not the type of food.

The english version rather than the Thai version obviously..

It's used (mostly) by Australians to post their "personal" items..

(which they want a "select" number of people to see..)

The sort of pictures (and videos!) which they could never post on

Flickr,Fotolog or Photobucket...

Photos which are mainly themselves and their lady(boy) friends..

Doin' it...and...Doin' it....and...Doin' it some more.

Hang on..!

What's that written there..?

"wendy james"

Surely not OUR wendy James..?

Whom we love and adore as if she was human..

Surely not on such a sleazy semi-illegal website..?

Well let's just click that name and find out...

YES.....!!!!!

It is Our Lady Of The Divine Attitude..

AND.....!!!!

Those photos will be published on my site in the New Year..

You may have thought 2008 was filled with shocking Wendy James imagery did you..?

"..Frankly I thought 2008 was filled with shocking Wendy James imagery.."
A Member Of The Public

"..did you..?"
Another Member Of The Public

In the words of the infamous song..

You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet.

El Winko.

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

ATOMIK POWERED BULLSHIT...

(Click All To Enlarge And Read Wendy"s Latest Attempt At Self Hype...)

This is the latest BULLSHIT from Wendy James..

...Racine is Wendy James’s (formerly of Transvision Vamp) current project. The band recently completed a sold out European tour with multiple nights in London that received raves across the board. Additionally, Wendy has been manning turntables from Scandinavia to Spain at a series of cutting edge club nights...

Wow..hold on cowboy..

Recently..?

Tour ends in April..?

This is posted in December.

(Looks up 'recently' in dictionary..)

Let's read THAT again...slowly..

The band recently completed a sold out European tour with multiple nights in London that received raves across the board...

S-L-O-W-L-Y

Multiple nights in London that received raves across the board..?

Thought it said that..

My eyes do NOT deceive me...

All those people who bought tickets for the CANCELLED gig in the London Astoria or Brighton Concorde..

"Raves Across The Boards...She Claims."

Will be most surprised that in fact the band played "Multiple nights in London" after all...!!

Who knew..?

Having gone through a truly disastrous 2008...

"Racine No3 is written.."
December 1st 2007

which ended with the SHUT DOWN of her official site..

Don't Think Twice..Think Once.

Wendy has obviously taken some COMFORT in her cocaine..

and gullible idiots like poor Jenny May..

Or is it MUCH MORE CYNICAL than that..?

P.R. Hype attempt number 3 in advance of an album next Spring..?

Yeah that seems more like it..

DryBaby will be ready..

Bring It On..

Yeah she IS giving away one of her MP3's on this site..

Only 3 years after it came out originally..

(So if you bought it from iTunes Wendy will refund you the 99c..kay?)

It's called..

Trying To Generate Any Bloody Interest At All...

(Textbook)

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

A FUNNY THING HAPPENED ON THE WAY TO THE FORUM...

"ARNOLD SCASSI" was the fake PLANT who censored everyone's messages...


"BLOND MINK" was also a fake PLANT to help steer conversations in the right direction...


"INFO 251" was WENDY JAMES under the "guidance" of ADAM YELLIN....


WENDY's messages were "edited" before they reached the forum...

(Click All To Enlarge And Read..)

The Real Arnold Scassi...

The Racine World Forum...

"You'll Want Everyone To Know.."

These are screenshots of the mythical Racine Forum...

It underwent several changes in it's very short lifetime..

The Year It Wasn't Even Wendy James Herself..

Then Wendy shut it down in 2006

She's denied it's existence ever since..

But she's a liar.

She writes nice in blue though...

(Notice the 2004 explanation of "Lies In Chinatown" do ya...?)

Of course later she tried to change that story too..

"Lies In The Daily Telegraph" (2007)

See..?

Liar.

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

"THIS IMAGE VIOLATED OUR TERMS OF SERVICE"...BUT WENDY DIDN'T SEE.

Not the first time a TWAT has been on the front of Wendy's site!


So she sent it to WENDY not knowing she ISN'T THERE...


She found out the HARD WAY the following day though...

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So anyway..

APRIL sent her bestest friend in the whole world (Wendy) a message...

(A badly beaten girl with a crucifix taped just above her hairy vagina...)

I know...I know.

But April IS Swedish..

(She probably couldn't find a picture of a donkey raping a nun up the ass...)

You remember April surely guys?....

Swedish girl she met while earning a buck doing her "deejay" grift...

"I truly love whatever shithole I am in this week.Gimme the money.."

Wendy was her bestest friend for ever..

"I love you a million,billion,trillion,gazillion times...!!!!"

Until she got bored..

"April who..?"

And got stoned...

"I love Coke...Love it a trillion,gazillion times...!!!"

Well April has written to Wendy (currently) still open MYSPACE page...

(Not knowing Wendy has SHUT DOWN her website and someone else is logging onto the Space page..!)

Don't worry guys..

I have contacted April...

To let her know about Wendy's running away..

And getting someone to log on for her...

April will be surprised...

She thought she was one of Wendy's CLOSEST friends...

(Not realising Wendy has NO close friends..just people she can use.)

She's Swedish you know..

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

GIVE 'EM THE OLD RAZZLE DAZZLE...

"As The Racine World gets bigger you'll find The Racine World also gets smaller"......whatsthisnow?


Sounds Supa-Great doesn't it?....It was horrendous on a stick.


"Yes Sir..she's cut from a different cloth"......please just once punch...just one.


"To the team at Pinnacle Records,you are the most to say the least!"......


"They were all designed and "tested" by Wendy on the streets of New York"....

Can I strangle her now?

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Give 'em the old razzle dazzle

Razzle Dazzle 'em

Give 'em an act with lots of flash in it

And the reaction will be passionate

Give 'em the old hocus pocus

Bead and feather 'em

How can they see with sequins in their eyes?

What if your hinges all are rusting?

What if, in fact, you're just disgusting?

Razzle dazzle 'em

And they'll never catch wise!

Give 'em the old Razzle Dazzle..

Razzle dazzle 'em

Give 'em a show that's so splendiferous,

Row after row will crow vociferous.

Give 'em the old flim flam flummox

Fool and fracture 'em...

How can they hear the truth above the roar?

Throw 'em a fake and a finagle

They'll never know you're just a bagel,

Razzle dazzle 'em

And they'll beg you for more!

Give 'em the old double whammy

Daze and dizzy 'em

Back since the days of old Methuselah

Everyone loves the big bambooz-a-ler

Give 'em the old three ring circus

Stun and stagger 'em

When you're in trouble, go into your dance,

Though you are stiffer than a girder

They'll let you get away with murder

Razzle dazzle 'em...

Just a small selection of the "News" items Racine World (2004 version) expected grown ups to swallow...

Of course it helps if your "demographic" consist of people like Highly Strung Stu and Arne The Arseloch...

Who lapped up this baloney until their one brain cell kicked into action like a fridge light...

(Apologies to all fridge lights out there...you do a great job for very little pay!)

Can you spot which parts of the "News" items are total lies and cynical bluffing..?

Why all of them of course..!

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

WIX AND BRIX TURNING TRIX...

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She never lets me down when I am looking for comedy punchline material..

Never..

"And the dog?..what part does the dog play..?"

Pauses for comic effect long enough to...

Make a coffee..

Cut some cake...

Flick through the day's newspaper...

(..Bush gets shoes thrown at him..Couldn't find any dogshit no?..)

Check out my favourite website..

www.doyoulooklikealecbaldwin.com

Frighteningly so..

Better have a look at that latest "wendy" footage....

Just click this and this...nice cake...

Wonderful..it will be great on the site early next year..

The devious little bitch..

Did she honestly think she could hide this..?

It'll kill off what little fans she's got left...

I almost feel sorry for the sorta girl..

Who uses a "female friend" to cover her tracks like that..

Al...most..

It is utterly dis-pic-able..

Course she doesn't know about Jimmy's internet "postings"...

So that'll be the icing on the cake right there..

I wonder what rhymes with Triall..?

Vile....Pile....Smile?

I'll come up with something..

Good clear photos too..

A person could count every pore on her face..

Camera phones nowadays are a fuckin miracle..!

Tasty coffee...

Where did I put that mail from Showtime about that "Californication" clip..?

They were not one bit happy with her..

No Sirree..

I cannot wait to write that blog with the following title soon..

"IT'S SHOWTIME....!!!"

What time is it..?

That's been a long enough pause for comic effect..

"And the dog?..what part does the dog play..?"

"She writes the songs,creates the public fuck ups and is DryBaby's straight woman.."

Boom.Boom.

Anyway..

This is Wendy and Brix Smith appearing on their last Night Network and not fighting like a couple of mangey alley cats...

Wendy is her usual charmant self..

Like Cold Vomit.

Brix actually speaks with an american accent..

Wendy tried that once..

Never again.

It was Disturbia.

Wink

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

WHERE IS THE REAL WENDY JAMES....? *

"Hey Female Friend..?

"Yes Wendy..?

"Will You do me the BIGGEST favour..?"

"Of course...what is it..?"

"Will YOU log onto my MYSPACE every day to make it seem like I give a shit about it while I go off and do something I don't want the plebs and ordinaries to know about..?"

"Won't your fans be VERY angry when they find out it is not actually you..?"

"What they don't know won't hurt me...will you do it?"

"Sure...so long as no one finds out the terrible truth.."

"Don't worry Female Friend.who could possibly be that clever and sharp..Certainly not my dumb so called fans..ha,ha?"

"What if DryBaby finds out..?"

"Well then BOTH of us are totally fucked and you will be ruined.."

W....I....N....K

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y





* She (very stupidly) thinks I don't know WHERE she really is but my Drybabies in that area have been SECRETLY photographing and videoing her like crazy.They have sent me the results and I will post them on this site after Christmas..kay?

"IS THIS FOR REAL..?"

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"Is this for real..?"

Asks Wendy as she "floats" in the Thames in 1988..

(She and Rowland were floating like a couple of turds..)

Yes.

I'm afraid it IS all too real..

You really ARE whoring yourself on this tacky programme..

Accepting a sour milkshake from an unfunny woman hater..

For cheap transient publicity...

(Means a lot to you in 2008 don't it babeee..?)

Which DID come back to haunt you 20 years later...

Just like your 2008 sex tape will...

Can you hear that echo in the sudden silence..?

Cough...ough....ough....ough...ough..!

Hello...ello...ello...ello..!

The sheer sexual tension crackles in the air...

It's like Cary Grant and Grace Kelly in..

To Catch A Thief..

Isn't it..?

Although Cary didn't pork Grace by telling her she was a right slag..

"You are a right slag Wendy.."
Rowland Rivron

"I find that hugely sexy what's wrong with me..?"
Wendy "My Milkshake Brings All The Boys Around" James

"Father Abandonment Issues..textbook case.."
Rowland Rivron

"What does that mean..?"
Wendy "And They're Like It's Better Than Hers" James

"What do your parent think of you Wendy..?"
Rowland Rivron

"They pretend I am dead and they only have one child..my brother.."
Wendy "La,La,La,La,La" James

"You will forever find sexual comfort in being abused by losers and no marks like me..."
Rowland Rivron

"Like who for instance...?"
Wendy "I Can Teach You But I'd Have To Charge" James

"Mick Jones and scum like that..has he fucked you yet?"
Rowland Rivron

"Not yet but wait until I get dropped by Universal..I'll spread'em in seconds for him.."
Wendy "La,La,La,La The Boys Are Waiting" James

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

DON'T THINK TWICE..IT'S ALRIGHT.

The "Godard" rip off (2005)...


Still using THAT bullshit word for word in 2008...


One Tequilla,Two Tequilla,Three Tequilla....Flop


You can STILL hear some of those tracks in 2008...


You'll Want Everybody To Know...


On Second Thoughts Maybe You Won't...


Wanna Join Team Racine And Do Absolutely Nothing For 4 Years....?

The Last Incarnation Of Racine...


The DryBaby Omens Were Not Good For Racine's Popularity...




Monster...(2008)

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DON'T THINK TWICE..IT'S ALRIGHT.

DEC 12th 2008...

Racine Is Officially Dead

Today Wendy finally REMOVED the link to TheRacineWorld from her MySpace page..

She didn't write a blog about this momentous event...

She doesn't "do" explanations to the likes of you..

The site had been "dead" since mid november...

The concept had been "dead" for years...

"..you just kinda wasted my precious time..."

There will no doubt be more Wendy "Semi Truths" in the future...

"I never said Racine was a real band or a long term concept.It was always about me alone.I am being completely honest..."

Only the truly stupid will believe or trust her...

DryBaby is STILL going strong..

I was there at the birth...

I am here at the death...

"A Woman Is A Woman.."

RACINE.

2004-2008

AU REVOIR RACINEWORLD..

Next..

Wink

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

300...

Looking Forward To Spending More Time With Wendy Are You Guys..?

Thought so.

"..i love you, love you, love you, love you...
you inspire me just thinking about you... i cannot wait for you to get your hands on the new record, it will be genius.. i know i am just going to burst with happiness when i hear what you play...
darling dee.... you are incredible, in every way,... such a good person, so great on stage, so fearless and so, so gifted on guitar.
i want everything for us.."
w xxxxxxxxxxx for EVER. (2007)

"Hundreds leave, a handful stay. Only one looks back..."
300 movie

This is the 300th blog entry on DryBaby.

August 2006-Dec 2008

Still Going Strong.

More To Come..

Such a good person, so great on stage, so fearless and so,so gifted on guitar...

I want everything for me..

"Sarcastic Bastard.."
Wendy "Really Been Just 2 Years It Seems Much Longer?" James

Such a sarcastic bastard, so great on stage, so fearless and so,so gifted on guitar...

Wink

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

LA NOCHE DE LOS MUERTOS VIVIENTES CON WENDY "ZOMBIE" JAMES...

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"LA NOCHE DE LOS MUERTOS VIVIENTES..."

The Night Of The Living Dead

Seeing as this was HUGELY popular over at Wordpress..

La Morte Vivante...

I thought I'd post it here..

For my Spanish readers too...

Horror is always better in black and white..

Remember,you gotta shoot'em in the head..!

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

POURQUOI..?

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This is Olivier...

This is his My Space page...

EDITOR

His message and My Space link were REMOVED from Wendy James' My Space page today..

It happens all the time over at Casa Racine but Wendy thinks I don't notice...

As if.

So of course I have written to Olivier..

In French (of course)

To ask..

"POURQUOI..?"

(Why?)

Can everyone read my letter and Olivier's My Space page screenshot..?

(I put a couple of links of my own in the letter...Miss Cocaine.)

Good Things.

How clever do you feel now..?

Wink

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

KITTEN'S GOT SHARP CLAWS...

This is the best NASTY NIGHT NETWORK clip of all..

Wendy "whoops the buttons on my blouse fell open by accident" James walks into a trap entirely of her own making...

She "reviews" a David Lee Roth video and of course has to say something about it's "obvious sexism"...

(Wendy HATES women being exploited for their sexuality like pieces of meat...it says here)

Then she tries to DEFEND her own behaviour..

ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE...!

When you're watching this clip..

Think about LINDA LOVELACE appearing on tv shows in the 1970's...

Defending her hard core porn career...

"No one is exploiting me..I love what I do."

Then later writing her book (Ordeal) claiming she had IN FACT been exploited..

"I was made to say those stupid things..I didn't mean a word that came out of my mouth.."

(Ironic use of the "mouth" in her case there I think you'll find..)

Wendy's manager later RIPPED HER OFF for £100,000's...

Women are funny aren't they...?

Well Wendy is certainly.

Wink

(Four W's in a row did you notice..clever huh?)

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

DELUDED DIAMOND DOG....

Remember THIS....

GOLDFRAPPSYDNEYOPERAHOUSE

Well Wendy James sees it much differently...

we were HOT in sydney right?
that balmy evening outside the opera house...
now everyone is huddled down into their hoodies and parkas, trying the fight the winter..
i'm over the seasons! i want summer all year long..
and yeah, jonjo...
right on..
w xxxxxxx

(oh virtually a whole paragraph..!)

I blame the cocaine...

Cokeheads can look in a mirror...

With their terrible skin,acne,blackhead and pimples...

"I've got none of those..I am so beautiful"
Wendy "Vogue" James

All caused by the effects of the powerful chemical they're taking..

(Think toilet cleaner mixed with baby laxative..)

And see nothing but a porcelain skinned beauty..

It is a MAJOR side effect of cocaine abuse..

Everyone else sees a dog.

"I'm over the seasons..!"
Wendy "New York Is Cold" James

Damn those seasons..

How dare they exist when Wendy resides..!

If only there was a way she didn't have to live there.

It's all YOUR fault you know..

Not makin' her a superstar quick enough..

Snooooooooooort...!!!

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

"Los Angeles I'm Yours..."

Henry Rollins - WalMart

I was once asked...

"who is this Black Fag?"

(and that from a person who actually lives in germany)

Well it sounds like the B-52's doing an Iggy cover version...

"I'm a rebel and I'm wearing chiffon.
If you don't like it...
I will slap your legs.."

(lyrics by DryBaby..)

it's meant to be a parody of this band...

Black Flag..

The band Henry "Hard" Rollins was in before he left..

To form his own band/circle jerk..

S.O.G.E.N

(Shitting Out Glass and Eating Nails)

and they recorded two albums..

"Are You Looking At Me.Like A Queer?" (1986)

and

"I Do My Own Dentistry With A Rusty Nail" (1988)

He then left and went solo...

He spent an intense summer head butting brick walls..

and spray painting the words

"You Are All A Bunch Of Fucking Pussies"

on the outsides of local cat hospitals and pet stores..

He made sure that for those cats the truth hurt..

He developed his legendary diet plan..

"Henry Hits You If You Fucking Eat Stuff"

and his self control plan

"Sleep? I Don't Need No Fucking Sleep.Pussy"

before starting work on his solo album..

"AAAAARGH!" (1993)

which contains the classic songs

"War Is Fucking Great"

"I Ain't No Homo.I Just Like Muscles Is All"

"Hit Me Hard In The Stomach I Fuckin' Dare You"

"I'll Show You What Pain Is Woman"

"Are You Fucking Eating Stuff?"

and the touching classic ballad..

"I Haven't Slept Since 1985"

which itself was a follow up to

"Sleeping Is Lazy And UnAcceptable"

Henry is SO Los Angeles..

Wink

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D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

ALPHAVILLE...

DRYBABY DOESN'T DO "ANONYMITY IN THE BIG CITY" FOR WENDY...

The Strange Adventure Of Lemmy Caution...

"..It's at times like this I wish I had a real lawyer..."
Wendy "I Am Not Just Cheap Sexually" James

"I feel your pain..."
DryBaby

"Do you..?"
Wendy "You Can Feel My Ass If You Like" James

"Not in the slightest.."
DryBaby

"I'm speechless.."
Wendy "Say Nothing And Nothing Will Be Said" James

"That explains your sudden dumbness on your website..."
DryBaby

"Oh no that's just my typical yearly cowardice.."
Wendy "Racine Is A Two Way Street Ha Ha" James

"Want me to tell all the boy and girls where you are and what you're doing..?"
DryBaby

"What about my privacy and anonymity which a huge star like me deserves..?"
Wendy "Esta Es Mi Calle" James

"We don't seem to get this whole "You are no better than anyone else in this wide world" thing do we..."
DryBaby

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

NASTY NIGHT NETWORK...

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"..poofy men in poofy hair singing in sweet little voices.."

This was one of Wendy's (approx 3) appearances on "Night Network" in UK..

(Usually in the Video Vote section..)

This was "Night Network"...

Rowland Rivron also presented a section on this show..

(Later Wendy was "interviewed" by him the River Thames..)

Every single time she opened her mouth on this show..

(Which of course being Wendy was many,many times..)

The presenter gave her a hard time..

He had never pretended to like Wendy when he spoke about her in interviews..

(He later quit the showbiz game and became a professional exclusive landscape gardener.He claimed it was partially because he was sick of meeting people "like wendy james"...true!)

He deliberately invited Wendy and Brix Smith onto the final NN show in 1989..

(Clips of that show coming soon so you will see for yourself)

Wendy had said "things" about Brix previously...

(oooh you bitch..!)

And

Brix had said "things" about Wendy...

(I'll scratch your eyes out..!)

So..

The producers of the show were hoping for a "catfight"..

Both ladies agreed not to give them what they wanted...

Whilst there clearly was a "frosty" atmosphere..

There was no catfight.

Yes that IS what Pete Burns looked like in the 1980's...

(Mostly human..)

Pete Burns In 2008

(Hardly human..)

Wink

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D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

"Whats crack..in wendy"

It's been quite a while since I "appreciated" the fine people who write to W like I used to..

"why don't you take the piss out of these losers anymore drybaby..?"

So I made me one of them fancy screenshots..

And dun dooed it...

"Any band with Ray Ray for a drummer is aces in my book.."

She's Lower 48's (and Ray Ray's) one and only groupie...

(Did you never see Flight Of The Conchords then..?)

"hi wendy i love you ... i wanna be your stalker .. im your no1 fan ive got all your records ecxept 1 really obsure belgian 10 inch to complete the whole collection and it makes me really angry. yesterdy i was aressted for assalting a guy at a rcord fair.. im going to kill myself..."

Kylie Minogue eat your australian heart out..

Wendy's got herself another of those rare internet types..

Bad spelling lunatics.

Still it IS a fan nonetheless...

"whats crack..in wendy.."

no,no Pawel my old mate...

The correct way of asking that is..

"What's cocaine and cock in wendy's crack.."

(I will pay you 100 euros if you can say THAT while drunk Elena and marry you right on the spot..)

Pawel comes from Turkmenistan...

He is a flugzeugklauer..

(Pause for full comic effect..)

Oooh fancy that.

Applause.

$50 says "Barnzley" get The Wendy Disappear first.

"She watched them all lined up at Babyfaced Doolan's Bar like the Sarsaparilla Saps they were and tried to decide who would get The Wendy Disappear first.."
The Case Of The Wendy Disappear (Damon Runyon 1946)

(Nope..you still can't use my words for your album titles Wendy..kay?)

And...

Oh God that photo is still SO starey isn't it..?

The eyes follow you...

Her right eye is so clearly OFF CENTRE too..

Like a female Jack Elam..

Jack Elam

Creeeeeepy...and unattractive

She doesn't even see what everyone else all too clearly can..

Does she..?

Wendy "Lazy Eye" James..

(Lazy Eye Lopez)

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

FALLING FROM THE PINNACLE....

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Tony "Nice Name Shame About The Rest" Powell has really gone'n'done it now...

Pinnacle Entertainment (?) has finally gone bust...

The LARGEST distribution company in England...

Handling the "careers" of 1000's of Indie bands and labels...

Is no more..

Their 94 staff members have been sacked...

Tony P has run away after the shit hit the fan...

(As Per..)

What will happen to

One Little Indian....

What-Is-Left-Of-Rough-Trade....

and other labels no one cares about..?

THEY'RE FUCKED.

Is what.

It Is So Difficult To See Why The Label Was Doomed Isn't It..?

Wendy James will be holding a free benefit concert for the poor this Christmas to make up for her poor behaviour (gettit?) towards her (last couple of) fans throughout this past year and the previous years of her life since the day she was hatched.....

It is the least she can do..

"Oh no I fucking won't.Nothing for free.Pay or Piss Off.."
Wendy "Scrooge" James

"Some people are genuinely suffering in 2008..."
DryBaby

"Let Them Eat Cake..."
Wendy "Marie Antoinette" James

Oh and by the way....once again.

An Early Happy Christmas To You All From Jimmy The Invisible..

Wink

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D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

DROWNING THE MONKEY...

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This a quick snippet of the forthcoming "Rivron" show..

(I will be posting the rest of the clips soon)

"I'm just tryin' to save your bloody bleedin' life that's all.."

Wink

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GORDON IS A MORON...

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Wendy always had a "problem with puppets"...

Remember Gilbert..?

This was his rival Gordon...

Gordon The Gopher..

Beside Wendy James..

It was a cloth hand-puppet operated by a man...

And Gordon was too..

"Puppet Boom Boom..."
Wendy "Stick Your Hand Up Me" James

Whenever Wendy appeared on any show he was on..

He would always be behind her whilst she was speaking..

Making "mouth" gestures...

Making it clear to the viewers at home..

What he thought about Wendy's conversations..

(She could be ever so slightly long winded...ya think?)

Look over Wendy's left shoulder and see..

Gordon "taking the piss" out of her..

(She spots him in the overhead studio monitor)

Wendy is NOT pleased.

This was when Wendy was taking part in a Video Vote contest.

The songs she predicts will be a "hit"...

(Terry Hall from The Specials..)

Was a huge flop.

The title of this blog comes from this infamous "punk" song..

"Gordon Is A Moron"



I remember it from my long gone youth.

I am not old.

Wink

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D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

FROM SECRETS TO SEX...

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"FROM SECRETS TO SEX.."

(I make up these blog titles in seconds...I am THAT good)

This is the FULL "Star Test" show from 1989..

The surprisingly freckle-less...

(two layers of foundation..)

Slightly baby-fattened...

(she was a late developer..)

White Virginal Wendy...

(she wasn't THAT late..)

Questions ranging from secrets to sex...

Either Wendy being her

"slightly selfish self"....

(try those words after a few drinks too Elena..!)

Or

"acting her little cotton socks off"...

(notice the numerous "emoting" pauses she throws into the mix...wink)

"Gosh..I'd really like to give you some secrets but I haven't got any..!"

And The Oscar for Best Actress In A Fictional Role goes to..

You decide

And Yes..

This WOULD be a great title for your new album..

Wouldn't it Wendy..?

"From Secrets To Sex-The New Album From Wendy James And Some Blokes Who You Couldn't Be Bothered To Give A Shit About Frankly.."

Wink

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D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

"REMEMBER ME?...I DID YOUR SOUND AT THE BLOOMSBURY BOWLING LANES.."

That dental work cost MCA Records £35,000 I'll have you know...!


James Meynell was SO happy...and Wendy was SO like his mother.


Some photos of a band just CANNOT look sexy...

"REMEMBER ME?...I DID YOUR SOUND AT THE BLOOMSBURY BOWLING LANES.."

Ahh it's all coming back to Wendy now...

London Astoria Was No Moria...

"16 fuckin' quid to see that shower of cunts..?"

(More than one cunt is called "A Shower Of Cunts" Elena..kay?)

"..Maybe we should change the name of the band to A Shower Of Cunts..?"

"..Like my last band Wendy..?"

"Exactly like your last band Ginger Welsh Duncan..."

If the gig was actually cancelled Wendy would be concerned for the fans...

"..but I can keep the money right..?"

Wendy would have to give back the money..

"..we're doing this for the fans..."

(Oh..shame on you Wendy for such blatant lies...shame right on you..!)

So she roped in some loyal friends..

"..get that Wade pricktoon on the phone sharpish.."

and with the aid of some "fans" turned a drama..

Into a crisis..

"Can you do sound at an impromptu gig..?"

"Si.."

"Bueno..do you know Elena Gallen..?"

"Si.."

"Oh thank fuck for that..."

At least I got a hugely popular blog entry out of it..

Je t'aime Bloomsbury Bowling Lanes..

So all's well that ends well.

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y