I CAME HERE TO PISS IN YOUR MOUTH...

LOLA
(Ray Davies)

I met her in a club down in old soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry-cola
C-o-l-a cola
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said lola
L-o-l-a lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola

Well Im not the worlds most physical guy
But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Well Im not dumb but I cant understand
Why she walked like a woman and talked like a man
Oh my lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola

Well we drank champagne and danced all night
Under electric candlelight
She picked me up and sat me on her knee
And said dear boy wont you come home with me
Well Im not the worlds most passionate guy
But when I looked in her eyes well I almost fell for my lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola

I pushed her away
I walked to the door
I fell to the floor
I got down on my knees
Then I looked at her and she at me

Well thats the way that I want it to stay
And I always want it to be that way for my lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Girls will be boys and boys will be girls
Its a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo lola

Well I left home just a week before
And Id never ever kissed a woman before
But lola smiled and took me by the hand
And said dear boy Im gonna make you a man

Well Im not the worlds most masculine man
But I know what I am and Im glad Im a man
And so is lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola

This is LOLA..

Coca Cola Lola..

She is a Hungarian manufactured pop star..

This is her "Hungarian Wendy James" routine..

It is pretty naff and terrible..

(Not "Grease Monkey" levels of bad but still...)

See if YOU can spot the various..

Transvision Vamp references..

Sprinkled through the video..

Ready..?

Elvis backround from "Baby I Don't Care"..

Microphone from "Landslide of Love"...

Lola biting her lips just like "Wendy 89"..

Various "Wendy" poses and dance routines..

Nick Sayer "lookalike" guitarist..

Fat "Tex-a-like" drummer..

(They're models not musicians in reality..)

Dancin' Crowd from "The Only One"..

The "Punk" lettering from "Born To Be Sold"..

See Them All..?

Notting Hill Music probably "consulted" on the style of it..

"Give us the fawkin' money and we'll let ya rape Wendy's image.."

A 21st Century Transvision Vamp.

Re-Packaged.

Sold Back To You.

As If Brand New.

Wendy Reputation gets pissed on one more time..

Nick Sayer gets his "Judas" money.

Everyone's Happy.

Did I mention Wendy gets pissed on..?

Well she does.

Pissed Right On.

In Her Mouth.

(Wait For It..)

"I Came Here To Piss In Your Mouth"

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y