WENDY AND THE AUTOMATIC BOY...

So imagine the situation..

You've just spent a "quick" year and a half..

Working on your new album..

"I can work a lot quicker on my own.."

Your "close" band have called it a day..

"So we're not going to Australia with you Wendy huh..?"

You have "revealed" (under pressure) some of your new songs..

"Preview of 3 tracks from new album.."

You have gotten 2 whole Kudos for your efforts..

Only 2 Kudos after approx 500-600 "plays" of each track...

"57,000 people listened to I'm Freaking Out and now just 500..?"

So you cynically suck up to a "impressionable" 17 year old in Mexico..

"yeah!i'm gonna recomend you with my freinds!..."

And lie about a Mexican tour with your (cough) band...

"See you soon..."

Obviously that will be after Canada,US,Italy,England and Argentina with a brand new bunch of "the closest friends" will it...?

"I trying for Milan in 2008.."

Good Luck In Mexico Wendy..!

Be careful you don't catch Swine Flu..

You Lyin' Swine.

Oh and by the way..

Which company is RELEASING this album again..?

Seems you forgot to mention that on your "home page"...

Just a teeny oversight I'm quite sure..

You must have a name by now surely..?

Come on..

Tell the nice boys and girls Wendy...

Before I do..

DryBaby style.

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y