Wednesday, June 3

"What are the odds that Wendy James will get a restraining order for DryBaby..?"



"What are the odds that Wendy James will get a restraining order for DryBaby..?"

I was sent this message headline from a friend in Australia yesterday..

(I didn't read the actual message underneath it..too busy..)

But it is a VERY interesting question and one I am happy to answer in the clearest way..

Ready To Write These Words Down..?

You mean a "restraining order" from an ex-UK citizen who lives in the US but is not a full citizen and unlikely ever will be..?

You mean a "restraining order" from someone who pays no taxes to England where she lived for over 30 years..?

You mean a "restraining order" from someone with "limited visa" rights in the US which include not being "allowed" to claim unemployment benefit,medical benefit or free legal aid..?

You mean a "restraining order" from someone who is also not allowed to start lawsuits under the clear defined terms of the same visa from the U.S government..?

You mean a "restraining order" from someone who signed up to those "terms" over five years ago and if she breaks them will be deported back to England in days as an "undesirable"..?

You mean a "restraining order" from someone who cannot afford a lawyer who would be able to guide her through the near 2 year "legal process" of attempting such a frivolous time wasting lawsuit..?

You mean a "restraining order" from someone with $350,000 to waste on the minimum cost of that same frivolous process..?

You mean a "restraining order" from someone who lives 1000's of miles from DryBaby..?

You mean a "restraining order" from someone who would have to get such a thing for every SINGLE one of the world's developed countries individually..?

You mean a "restraining order" which doesn't apply across national borders..?

You mean a "restraining order" which doesn't apply to the music business anyway..?

You mean a "restraining order" which doesn't even exist in current law..?

You mean that kind of "restraining order" you mean..?

Well I'd have to say the odds are..

Totally Fucking Non-Existent.

How about those odds..?

Wanna bet on them..?

I already have.

Thus you are reading this blog in 2009.

Kay..?

Wink

See ya..

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y