LITTLE BABY NOTHING...

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LITTLE BABY NOTHING...

(The Manic Street Preachers/Female vocals: Traci Lords)

No one likes looking at you
Your lack of ego offends male mentality
They need your innocence
To steal vacant love and to destroy
Your beauty and virginity used like toys

My mind is dead, everybody loves me
Wants a slice of me
Hopelessly passive and compatible
Need to belong, oh the roads are scary
So hold me in your arms
I wanna be your only possession

Used, used, used by men
Used, used, used by men

All they leave behind is money
Paper made out of broken twisted trees
Your pretty face offends
Because its something real that I cant touch
Eyes, skin, bone, contour, language as a flower

No God reached me, faded films and loving books
Black and white tv
All the world does not exist for me
And if Im starving, you can feed me lollipops
Your diet will crush me
My life just an old mans memory

Little baby nothing
Loveless slavery, lips kissing empty
Dress your life in loathing
Breaking your mind with barbie doll futility

Little baby nothing
Sexually free, made-up to breakup
Assassinated beauty
Moths broken up, quenched at last
The vermin allowed a thought to pass them by

You are pure, you are snow
We are the useless sluts that they mould
Rock n roll is our epiphany
Culture, alienation, boredom and despair

You are pure, you are snow
We are the useless sluts that they mould
Rock n roll is our epiphany
Culture, alienation, boredom and despair..

Oh the subtly of DryBaby..!

A perfect song to accompany these "remnants and left overs"..

From the DryBaby hard drive..

Some of the images people sent to me over time but I never used..

Until now.

Help Yourselves.

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

"I AIN'T GOING OUT LIKE NO PUNK BITCH.."

DryBaby's Mailbox ONE..

DryBaby's Mailbox TWO..

DryBaby's Mailbox THREE..

DryBaby's MASS CULLING over at Wikipedia..

(Click All To Enlarge And Read...No Secrets At Casa DryBaby folks!)

"..But I ain't going out like no punk bitch.."
Jump Around (House Of Pain)

Thought I'd let you all see what DRYBABY'S MAILBOX actually looks like daily...

(Obviously I have removed the return addresses section to protect people's privacy as I am that nice etc..)

As you can see..

Lots of DIFFERENT people write to me..

Syd Geary & The Outfit...

Kira Taz...

Too Many Creeps...

Paul "The Beautiful South" Heaton...

Sunni...

Worldwide Music Promotions...

Even would you believe...

Atomik (!?!).....

Etc...Etc...Etc

And this is the TIP of a huge iceberg...

(You wouldn't believe the VERY famous person whose name I have ERASED above to protect their privacy...!!!)

Also...

I am also in the process of TAKING OVER Wikipedia..

As One Does.

Busy...

Busy...

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

"...I AM RULING SYD RIGHT NOW WITH THE MOST BODACIOUS AND AWESOME DECK SKILLS..."

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20 Sep 2008 09:19

darling! sitting in my hotel room in sydney, flipping channels and found you on lonely planet. lovely. cambodia i think... hope all is well. i am ruling syd right now with most bodacious and awesome deck skills. soon to return to wonderful NYC.
my love,
wendy xxxxxxxxx

Wendy James is 43.

She spent 30+ years of her life living in England...

Not San Diego..

She speaks with an almost cartoon-like British accent..

She cannot pronounce the word "Continent" properly..

The person she was writing to is an washed up ex-MTV presenter in England...Obviously

Also in his 40's nowadays

(She DOESN'T write to the ordinaries.It offends her..)

The Silly Drug Addicted Cow.

Bodacious..!

Wink.

See ya..

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

MONKEY DUST...

"Racine 3 Is In Production With Old Friends And New..."

BRING

IT

ON

Wink..

See ya..

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

OUR FANS ARE COOL PEOPLE....PART DEUX

I have been given assurances that IS a woman on the right...

It's almost as if Wendy KNEW what photo I was gonna post isn't it..?

Sometimes putting a certain picture BELOW Wendy can say so much...

They think they are SO anti-establishment but they SO are not...

Very tired music biz cliche....Sex Pistols type lettering.

(Click All To Enlarge...With apologies to the "big" woman above)

"OUR FANS ARE COOL PEOPLE....PART DEUX"

Some photos from last year's Shame-a-thon I was sent recently..

The first one shows the type of quality fan Wendy attracts nowadays..

There were originally THREE people in that photo..

But the Divine look-a-like ate her before the flash went off..

Then we have the graphics of The Ruff Club..

(Which is part of Wendy's 'Gotta Pay My Dealer' Spring 2009 Tour..)

"Hot Fuckin' Pink.."

Don't worry..

DryBaby will "get" Wendy when she poses for this website's photo section..and she will.

(Bleary eyed,wafer thin,and coked up more than a Jack Daniels...)

Stay Tuned for those fabbo images..

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

'LIKE TIPPING YOUR HAT TO A FILTHY PROSTITUTE...."

(Click To Enlarge And See What REAL articulation reads like..)

"LIKE TIPPING YOUR HAT TO A FILTHY PROSTITUTE.."

(a famous quote which refers to spending a few moments using your words to crush someone..)

So anyway I just thought I'd let you all see this recent "communication from the desk of DryBaby" from me...

It is just a (typically effective) cannon shot across the bows of..

ATOMIKWEASEL...

(Atomik ridiculously claimed that Wendy wrote CHILDREN'S BOOKS recently which must rank as THE biggest blunder ever.She can barely READ children's books for gawds sake let alone write'em..!)

Oh and by the by..

I have of course NOT forgotten..

Wendy's current "production" of her forthcoming(?) album..

(Very good stuff (VERY!) just waiting in the wings guys..kay?)

Nor indeed ripe old bon-viveurs like Greg Foat etc..

(Did Greg use his 'mazin' Gigolo Puckering Powers in the Valentine's Day Kissing Booth with The Wade too..I wonder..I do so wonder?)

No..

I haven't forgotten anything..

Not by a long chalk..

It's just about timing folks..

I am DELIBERATELY holding off on the fireworks..

Patience has it's own rewards..

I can afford to wait until they show their faces "in public" again..

(Yeah I know they are "in public" right now but you know I actually mean when they come looking for attention and your money....any day now)

Then..

Let'em have it with both barrels right between the eyes..!

It would be a very UNWISE person who forgets that.

"I forgot that...How typically unwise of me..."

Wendy James March 26th 2009

See..?

Lol..

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

"COULD YOU KINDLY EXTRICATE YOURSELF FROM LULU'S ARSE..."

This is the Lulu whose "arse" you must extricate yourself from..

"Debbie Goes To The Bingo.."

"APPARENTLY THERE ARE GOOD REASONS FOR IT..."

"HAVE THE DECENCY TO SHUT UP.."

"TWADDLE FLAPS..."

"METALLICA JUICE..."

THE "GREASE MONKEY" BLOG..!?!

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"KINDLY EXTRICATE YOURSELF FROM LULU'S ARSE..."

You have no idea how many times people have said THAT to me..!

(I've never even met Lulu Mc Angus let alone been inside her arse..)

Which brings me neatly (sorta) to the subject of today's sermon..

"CAN WE GET THROUGH A WENDY JAMES PIECE WITHOUT UPSETTING ALL THE PEOPLE ON THE RACINE MESSAGE BOARD..?"

In 2004 or 2005 it would've been impossible..

"No Rock And Roll Fun.."

The people on the racine message board were all bullish..

(Fired up by the promises of Litten and Wendy's potential...)

However Litten got bored with them...

(and "DryBaby" was born...hurrah!)

The Racine Message board died..

(boo..)

Then..

Wendy pissed away her potential..

(she's spent enough time in nightclub bathroom cubicles..)

So...

People didn't bother commentating anymore..

(present company excluded obviously..!)

So in 2009..

You can say what you fuckin' like about her..

(wait for Heath Ledger "Joker" dialogue..)

Like Me..!

Wendy might actually agree ya never know...

I couldn't possibly comment...

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

ME AND JULIO DOWN BY THE SCHOOLYARD...

Julio...

Kira Taz (booker for Supersonic) gets Wendy to do some P.R whoring on Julio's radio show..(Wendy's clothes really were THAT ugly too!)

Julio Otra Vez...

Looking at her EYES you can tell she's faking everything can't you..?

I will remember you until I forget you...

It's the BUMP on her finger I find the most freaky not the spots....



Wendy of course doesn't LINK to this promo clip on her "homepage"..

I know what they're saying..

So does Helen Of Troy..

Cough.

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A lot of people have asked me..

"who is that bloke in those photos with wendy..?"

(The "Stoned Ripped Twisted" shots are hugely popular..)

It is a Spanish radio presenter called..

Julio Ruiz

(Wendy thought I didn't know but of course I did from day one..Tsk)

He presents a show on Spanish radio.

"DiscoGrande"

(literally "Big Records")

Basically a deejay presenter.

With european musical tastes..

(Bands who have "peaked" commercially in UK or US are still vaguely popular..)

Needing to sell Racine in some (any!!) market...

Wendy SUCKED UP to him..

Desperately and Cynically..

To get some publicity..

(whilst NOT link to the "interview" on her site of course..)

You know the drill by now.

She knows DryBaby can speak Spanish fluently..

So will be able to spot the "kinda truths" very quickly..

And TRANSLATE the interview..

(She doesn't want that...oh no!)

I hope that answers all questions..?

(Oh and Kira Taz is actually an ACCOUNTANT in reality..)

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

YOU GLORIFY THE PAST WHEN THE FUTURE DRIES UP...INNIT?

"One doesn't think it will be such a good idea.."

"It's like my bleedin' pension innit.."

"Wendy will be mentioned in the Past Scrubbers section of the Exhibit.."

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You Glorify The Past When The Future Dries Up..

"Ultimately I'd like to have a permanent place to exhibit the whole collection like a museum, like a library where you can come and see the stuff and maybe get a copy or sit there and read it. I also would like to bring artists there because it's history really..."

Wrote a song about it..Wanna hear it?..It goes something like this..

Strummers gone forever,
Heartbreaking and sad,
Jones is sittin' here,
Still poncing off B.A.D.

Lyrics by DryBaby
Music by Tony James

Another Smart Move Jonesy..

Innit..?

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE IRISH TO BE IRISH...

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"YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE IRISH TO BE IRISH.."
An Old Proverb

Wendy Being Irish Once Upon A Classic Time..

Happy St Patrick's Day.

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

THIS IS NOMI.SHE IS A BOROUGH GYPSY....

Nomi likes Grace Jones,Fleetwood Mac and Wendy James...


Nomi twitters...


Guess how many of these artists are "handled" by The Agency...?

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This is NOMI.

NOMI plays tacky venues in Europe with her "part time" band too...

NOMI likes to be photographed like a real model too..

NOMI seems to have a very high opinion of herself too..

You won't see her mentioned on Wendy James' page....too

This is NOMI's My Space page...

This is NOMI's Official Site...

She is Wendy's latest "hush hush" friend..

A "Nu Yoork" inner city girl...

An English middle class snob..

What Could They Have In Common..?

Maybe they share the same dealer..

You might end up paying for her "hobby" too..

Why not ask NOMI herself..?

Twitter..

No Pop.

No Style.

No Agency.

No Secrets.

Wanna See The Photos..?

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

1066 AND ALL THAT...

The actual Coat Of Arms of my family...


Our role in The Battle Of Hastings 1066...


The National Trust's Census of Clintons in England Most Recently...


New York Census 1898...

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Seeing as I was "kind" enough to talk about Wendy's ancestors..

DryBaby Being Very Catty Indeed..

I thought it was only fair for a very quick rummage through my own backround..

Unlike most familes..

My own can trace our roots all the way back to the very well known..

THE BATTLE OF HASTINGS..

(Normandy..thus the French element to my genealogy..)

See..?

Sometimes it doesn't hurt to dig into your past..

Why not do it yourself..?

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

COCO BEFORE CHANEL...

"Coco Avant Chanel.."

"Coco Before Chanel.."

(expect it to be re-titled "Coco" for English speaking audiences..)

The new "bio" of Coco Chanel starring..

Audrey Tautou..

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

POP GOES THE WEASEL...

"ATOMIK WEASEL" is actually a Wikipedia EDITOR..!

Although not for very much longer..

ATOMIK on his moral high horse which he has now fallen from...

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So anyway..

Do you remember ATOMIK WEASEL I wrote about recently..

The Screeching Weasel...

Course you do..

He was SO offended and shocked and upset and shocked..

With Charm/Litten/DryBaby..

(a great bunch of handsome guys by the way..)

On Wendy's behalf..

He was steaming about "Charm" being an alias etc...

(very old news which any child could have found out..)

No biggie..

Well it seems Mr Atomik isn't quite the clean gene he claims..

He is (currently) an actual Wikipedia Editor..!

He is the one who keeps "changing" Wendy James Wiki entry...

(He does love to go around people's Wiki entries changing this and that..)

He was recently contacted by a San Francisco Technology writer...

(who DOES know what the fuck he is talking about..)

And asked why he had changed something on the entry he wrote..

(Mr Atomik seems to think he "knows what's best" for Wiki entries)

Not surprisingly Mr Atomik lived up to his name..

He acted like a Weasel and removed the (legitimate) question/complaint..

This of course breaks one of the "FIVE PILLARS" of Wikipedia..

(Kinda like their rule book for editors who are allowed to change things..)

The other PILLARS involve things like "allowing valid criticism" etc..

And of course not "taking sides" in any argument/criticism/proven biography details which any member of the public can post/contribute..

(You can support an artist but CANNOT use your position of power to defend them..)

You get the picture..

ATOMIK carefully screens any and all changes to the "Wendy James" wiki and only allowed what he PERSONALLY approves of to get posted...

This meant NOTHING new or fresh but out-dated but unquestioningly positive..

(A definite NO-NO as far as Wikipedia are concerned..)

Thus the almost 5 year out-of date links and IMDB (?) link posted..

(and all "fan links" (not DryBaby btw!) removed and trashed..)

Thus I have written to Wikipedia to highlight this behaviour..

I normally DO NOT write on Wikipedia but this is a rare exception..

POP GOES THE WEASEL...

Remember that next time you read "Wendy James" Wiki entry..

I have NOT written anything on that Wiki entry..

But lots of other people have..

ATOMIK WEASEL has removed all their words..

Kay..?

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

JO-JO JAMES,YOUR CONTACT LENSES ARE SHOWIN' AS MUCH AS YOUR CROTCH...

(Click Both To Enlarge And Get An "Eyeful" Of Big Wendy Thigh...)

JO-JO JAMES,YOUR CONTACT LENSES ARE SHOWIN'...

This is the infamous crotch-pot-cookin' shot you heard mention of..

"Invasion Of The Giant Knees.."

Also used for Wendy's 2007 New Years Resolution DryBaby style..

"Must Stop Biting My Nails,Forgetting To Light My Cigarettes and Being Too Easily Hypnotised By Baby Mobiles Hanging From The Ceiling.."

But this is the FULL VERSION posted here for the first time..

It is Wendy "I Can See Clearly Now..Kinda" James on stage..

(literally in this case!)

at UK Gay Nightclub..

Madam Jo-Jo's...

(wait for it..)

Which is in Soho..

(and again..)

Did you not Know..?

(and relax..)

If you look closely at Wendy's eyes...

(when you've finished looking at the "other" place that is..)

You will see they look oddly plastic..

That's what happens when a camera flash reflects off..

Contact Lenses..

(and cue Miss James screaming right about now..)

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

HOW SOON IS NOW...?

Mick Jones Doesn't Make Passes At Girls Who Wear Glasses...

Each one of THESE photos refers to Pop Queen Wendy's "activities"....

I did promise it would be SOON didn't I..?

How Soon Is Now...?

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HOW SOON IS NOW...?

I did promise when "Pop Queen Wendy James" (oh dear!) did something in front of a camera..

(And the "Pop Queen" always does "something" doesn't she..?)

In YEN magazine in Australia...

I would show it to you..

Even if Wendy didn't..

(Now you know why she posted those shitty "Australian DJ" snaps instead of anything interesting on Casa Racine..)

I would still show you all..

(Especially if she didn't..!)

But...

How to present it in the best "DryBaby" way...

Witty but Anarchistic...

Cruel but Painless...

Visual but Not Too Absymal...

"Snips" sent me the answer..!

Thanks "Snips"...

(You know who you are..)

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

The BIGGEST Snip of all is here..

(and yep it is the title of a Smiths song..of course)

CUNT HAMMER...

Kitty was sleeping peacefully dreaming about St Patrick's Day...

Along came CuntHammer with "Asphyxiated In Blood"...

They woke up Kitty thinking St Patrick's Day had finally arrived...

Kitty also has a "wonky" left eye which doesn't line up properly..

Like Wendy's in the Very Unpopular Photo above...

See..?

Notice how many people have "reposted" this pic besides me..?

Since it first went "up" late last year..

That would be None.

(No Of The One..)

Wouldn't it Wendy..?

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"CUNT HAMMER..."

So anyway..

I wrote these fine sensitive words in the last blog-o-classic...

"...hear the sound of them driving the FINAL NAIL into Wendy's solo coffin along with all those previous nails Wendy tapped in over the past few years with her Cunt Hammer..?"

My mother is SO proud of me..

Some rocker read those words and sent me an email..

Apparently there REALLY is an actual band called..

CUNTHAMMER....

(I genuinely didn't know or sodding care..)

However I was won over with their sound..

This is their fine MySpace page...

CuntHammer On My Space..

(a sentence you thought you'd never read in this lifetime huh..?)

They shit all over those Wimpy Crybaby Playacting Pussies..

BLACK NAMES

That's for goddamn sure..

"You are SO right about my asshole nature DryBaby..."
Chip Striker And Some "Love And Rockets" Dick

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

BRECIK MURDERS THE HITS HI-ENERGY STYLE...

Wendy On The Sherbet being "tired as a newt"...

This is Brecik and W before she got "tired as a newt" ....

This is Brecik trying to plug his new "album" when no one else cares...

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Elena Gallen said this today...

"...This is a fan photo. Do you wanna share your own?.."

Well actually it is NOT a fan photo...

It's a cynical and desperate plug using Elena's page..

It is part of this My Space page..

Brecik Murders The Hits Hi-Energy Style..!

He is basically a third rate Gay club "performer" who mimes to backing tracks..

(All covers sung in EXACTLY the same style..)

In Australia..

His "debut" album will soon be clogging up the bargain bins..

(My Space or iTunes won't let him sell his "album" on their sites...)

Then he'll get dropped by his label..

(His career has got "short term cash-in scam" written all over it..)

Then he's spend the rest of his life in total obscurity...

Elena will be wondering how I have a photo of someone who wrote to her site..

(I knew this asshole would come plugging his album since last year.I'm never wrong about these things,Elena...)

Do Ya Wanna Now..?

This'll be yet another OMEN for 2009 Wendy...kay?

Heed it.

(Like fuck she will...!)

Judging from the "comments" on Elena's site about Brecik..

(and the several people "flocking" to his site..)

The public seem to agree with ole' DryBaby..!!

There's a shock..

Nice photo of Wendy On The Sherbet though..

So something good came from Brecik..

To DryBaby...

As per usual.

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

MATT AMATO,BEEJAY BALES,PORTSMOUTH GREG AND THE LEAGUE OF WANKERS...

They seek him here...They seek him there....The Tricky Pixie.

Have you met Holly Foat have ya...?

The Very Definition Of Wasting Everyone's Time...

The music biz just will not take Wendy's fans seriously...(yep 26)

Not THE James Taylor obviously...As Fuckin' If..

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I did promise a few months ago

I would EXPOSE the various aliases of certain people...

IGGY POOP...

And of course that IS coming in due course..

(Timing...James Meynell Being Invisible Suddenly....Wendy Putting "My World Tour With My Wendy Band" On The Back Burner...No Flippin' Kudos...Russian Fans...Whatyagonnado?...etc.)

But in the mean time I thought I'd show you these screenshots..

Portsmouth Greg And The League Of Wankers...

(as some folks were heard to say at a jazz "happening" recently..)

First off you'll recognize the Golden Gigolo...Novelist.

(His forthcoming "novel thingy" about THIS will shock you..!)

Like all cool and successful people (!) he has..

Two Facebook Pages..

(I know....gawd knows...I know....Total Wanker right?)

But he IS from the Isle Of Wight..

(See "hilarious" Frankie Says tee 25 years out of date..)

And websites are like anal sex over there..

A rare novelty only for The Establishment Of The Isle.

Seeing as he is the Son Of A Plumber/Builder..

He was constantly doused in cold water

If he even thought of a computer..

While working in the Cod Liver Lending Library over there..

He's filling his boots with "Greg's Web Cum" now..

(another decadent luxury he was denied in place of Cheese Clogs..)

Before he fades completely to I.O.W nothingness soon..

(there's a Lollipop Man's Coat waiting with his name on it..)

Then there's HOLLY "AndtheIvy" FOAT...

(Much Much More later too..!)

Then...

The League Of Wankers...

(hear the sound of them driving the FINAL NAIL into Wendy's solo coffin along with all those previous nails Wendy tapped in over the past few years with her Cunt Hammer..?)

Then...

The Very Reason Why No One Takes Wendy's Musical Career Seriously Apart From Her Poisonous Snake Bite Personality Which Would Turn Milk Sour In Seconds Obviously...

(no doubt "James Taylor" thinks he is helping but he SO isn't...!)

And Then There Is.

Matt Amato.

(more about him and "Beejay Bales" later....huh Wendy?)

Stay Tuned.

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

TRUE BLOOD...

Bad Things

(Jace Everett)

When you came in the air went out.

And every shadow filled up with doubt.

I don't know who you think you are,

But before the night is through,

I wanna do bad things with you.

I'm the kind to sit up in his room.

Heart sick an' eyes filled up with blue.

I don't know what you've done to me,

But I know this much is true:

I wanna do bad things with you.

When you came in the air went out.

And all those shadows there filled up with doubt.

I don't know who you think you are,

But before the night is through,

I wanna do bad things with you.

I wanna do real bad things with you.

Ow, ooh.

I don't know what you've done to me,

But I know this much is true:

I wanna do bad things with you.

I wanna do real bad things with you.

"God Hates Fangs"

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

ANYONE EVER SAY YOU LOOK LIKE 'WENDY JAMES' AGYNESS...?

(Click All To Enlarge..No Jokes About The Last Picture Please!)

All Tomorrows Parties..
(Lou Reed)

And what costume shall the poor girl wear?
To all tomorrows parties
A hand-me-down dress from who knows where
To all tomorrows parties

And where will she go and what shall she do?
When midnight comes around
Shell turn once more to sundays clown
And cry behind the door

And what costume shall the poor girl wear?
To all tomorrows parties
Why silks and linens of yesterdays gowns
To all tomorrows parties

And what will she do with thursdays rags?
When monday comes around
Shell turn once more to Sundays clown
And cry behind the door

And what costume shall the poor girl wear?
To all tomorrows parties
For thursdays child is Sundays clown
For whom none will go mourning

A blackened shroud, a hand-me-down gown
Of rags and silks, a costume
Fit for one who sits and cries
For all tomorrows parties..

ANYONE EVER SAY YOU LOOK LIKE 'WENDY JAMES' AGYNESS...?

Wink..

See ya..

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

"LIKE TWO HOOKERS AND THEIR MOM...."

Drink,Cocaine and Cameras so Wendy didn't need DIGNITY did she..?

They'll DOUBLE TEAM you for $150 as Wendy watches and masturbates while shouting out obscenities about being buttfucked by Niggas...

How's that for Con-tro-ver-sial....Mommie Dearest ?

(Click Both To Enlarge And See Wendy's Penis Bulge..)

Just sent these lovely CLOSE UPS of that infamous magical night..

ROLLING STONED RIPPED AND TWISTED...

(I might as well have them I was told as they are NOT selling in Aussie Land..but you didn't hear that from me,kay?..shhh!)

Wendy looking her age (76?),drink in hand,whoring for the camera..

(All she's gotten from it is BAD PUBLICITY since...typical!)

Looking like she'd just tucked her DICK into her jeans to hide it..

Look at her "crotch" very closely and notice the "penis bulge"..

Her "daughters for the night" whoring in another way..

Ruby Rose and Samantha Downie are their names...

An MTV Veejay...

Wha'tha..?

And a Reality TV Show Contestant...

Who'tha..?

I was also sent an anecdote from that evening..

Did you know that the "girls" came in through the wrong door..

And had to circle back around again..

Wendy was already a bit "disorientated" as she arrived too..

They claim..

(They being people who were actually there..)

I wonder why..?

It's not as if she hasn't been a LIGGER before..

"I Lig Therefore I Am.."

Wendy "21 Grams" James

Course it might have been the high heels she was wearing..

(And where's her flesh gone?...a coke diet I fancy..!)

I wasn't there..

I can't say..

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

Much Thanks To FHM (Aus) for the unpublished photos..

ALCOHOL ON THE TURNTABLE...

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Blood On The Dancefloor..

Alcohol On The Turntable..

Coke In The WifeBeater..

For All You "NORTHCOTE" Collectors..

Something Extra From Miss WifeBeater..

Did You Beat Your Wife Jimmy..?

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

YOU MAY HAVE GOTTEN WENDY'S "BLESSING" BUT YOU DIDN'T GET DRYBABY'S AND THAT'S WHAT REALLY COUNTS HOBGOBLIN...KAY?

Wanna bet Wendy didn't tell "Hobgoblin" about the PREVIOUS messageboards whilst blessing her..?

Katie Jane Garside Eat Your Heart Out...

(Click Both To Enlarge And See A Waste Of Hobgoblin's Time..)

"..My new fav band. I've even got a forum for them with Wendy James blessing!.."
Hobgoblin (sometime early last year)

"..YOU MAY HAVE GOTTEN WENDY'S "BLESSING" BUT YOU DIDN'T GET DRYBABY'S AND THAT'S WHAT REALLY COUNTS HOBGOBLIN...KAY?"
DryBaby (sometime this year)

Yeah this is the person who set up that "Wendy Blessed" Forum last year which almost bothered DryBaby for a couple of seconds...

Remember?

No Charm No Litten No DryBaby No Forum Worth A Damn..

Which attracted a whole 6 people..

In a year..

Truly blessed.

Queen Adreena..

(Oh and hello to Vicki*Blondie..knew you were there babe!)

Wonder are they still signed to One Little Indian..?

Kate Jane's JUMPED ON THE TRANSVISION VAMP BANDWAGON since forever girlfriend but let's not even go there!

Each time with less and less success..

She almost got it right with "Love Your Money" in 1991 though...



(Taken on a poor camera/cheap phone so lower your volume or your ears will explode....You Have Been Warned !)

Almost Katie.....Almost.

I am still chuckling at the thought of someone actually saying these words seriously with a straight face..

"...with Wendy James blessing..."

That and 50c will get you a cup of coffee...

Especially if the coffee costs 50c...

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

(God Bless You)

NO REGRETS...?

NO REGRETS

(The Walker Brothers)

I know your leaving’s too long overdue

For far too long I’ve had nothing new to show to you

Goodbye dry eyes

I watched your plane fade off west of the moon

And it felt so strange to walk away alone

No regrets

No tears goodbye

Don’t want you back

We’d only cry again

Say goodbye again

The hours that were yours

Echo like empty rooms

The thoughts we used to share

I now keep alone

I woke last night and spoke to you

Not thinking you were gone

It felt so strange to lie awake alone

No regrets

No tears goodbye

Don’t want you back

We’d only cry again

Say goodbye again

Our friends have tried

To turn my nights into day

Strange faces in your place

Can’t keep the ghosts away

Just beyond the darkest hour

Just behind the door

It still feels so strange to lead my life alone

Oh no regrets

No tears goodbye

Don’t want you back

We’d only cry again

Say goodbye again..

(Click To Enlarge And See The Honesty..)

No Regrets Wendy..?

Every time "someone" makes a comment about DryBaby on any comment section in future and thinks they're being especially clever and camouflaged..

You know "someone" who looks and sounds a lot like you..

It WON'T affect me..

But..

It WILL affect you..

Publically..

Kay..?

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y