D I S G R A C E L A N D...

(Click All To Enlarge)

A Couple Of Motherfuckers..

I was going to call this "N E W T O W N"...

But I am saving that title for another surprise..

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

THE ONLY ONE...(Gettit?)

Good of The Ivy to post their email address AND phone number isn't it..?

A Future Desperate Housewife...?

(Click Both To Enlarge)

"THE ONLY ONE.."

(a little nod to the old school "real" Transvision Vamp fans there..)

This is the FACEBOOK EVENT page for Wendy's IVY "deejay" gig..

As you can see..

Many and several and a few and some and one are attending..

I wonder why the very public Slap In The Face for Wendy..?

Could it be..

The World's Worst Economic Recession in 70 Years..?

The World's Worst Wendy James in 70 Years..?

The World's Worst Drug Habit In 70 Years..?

The World's Most Poseur Over Inflated Club in 70 Years...?

The World's Greatest DryBaby in 70 Years..?

You decide.

(It's the 'DryBaby' one actually..!)

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

THE BOOKLET OF BABBLE...

Infamous Documentary
by oscare

(Click All To Enlarge)

"THE BOOKLET OF BABBLE..."

This is the "inner" booklet which came with the "BofB" album..

The photos were taken during the making of the infamous

2nd video for "I Just Wanna Be With U"..

(originally planned for the US market only but later scrapped..)

Remember..?

The one Wendy (& everyone else!) swore didn't exist..

(Although these photos were a subtle clue..ya think?)

Until DryBaby posted the actual MTV documentary..

For the world to see.

Proving Wendy was lying.

(I do that...)

Enjoy the booklet and use it for your "downloaded" album..

Kay..?

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

HERE'S A LITTLE HANDY THING I LIKE TO CALL "CONNECTIONS"...

A Nice "Connection" Graphic and Links To Any "Wendy" Mentions Worldwide..

Links to any "Twitter" mentions and a graphic of how "popular" Wendy really is on the net..

The "Chicks Fucking Chicks" one is the PORN STAR Wendy James..

Making damn sure RCRD.LBL's "track download" is explained properly to the public..

(Click All To Enlarge And Read)

(Cue "Desperate Housewives" voice for the following..)

Connections..

We all make them..

Everyday of the week..

Some would say that is all the Internet truly is..

A series of interlinked connections..

So when a desperate has been tries to create a "buzz"..

For their new music which is being ignored..

Or cynical little "Twitters" are sent out

As part of a "whispering campaign" which they hope will spread..

It won't by the way.

(one of the "Twitters" was from a gay guy who works for A.P.C's office by an icredible co-incidence don't you know..)

I had a little chat with him in french.

He won't be "Twittering" anymore.

DryBaby will connect with you.

Immediately.

If he has to.

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

DRYBABY AND HANDLE BAR....

(Click To Enlarge And Read The Date.....Cough)

"DRYBABY AND HANDLE BAR..."

Sometimes you just simply WALK into DryBaby's traps..

Don't you Wendy..?

Yes.

It DOES say..

14th May 2009

Can You Feel it..?

Firm,Rigid,Solid.

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

PETE VERSUS TOBY VERSUS DRYBABY...

"Still Sellin' Drugs"and just one tit on display..

(Two if you count Wendy herself..)

Dan (?) asked them to "throw a party" to justify Wendy's Oz holiday..

Peter Versus Toby's Clothing Shop On Big Cartel in Aussie Dollars..

Pete Versus Toby's "comment" on Kurt Cobain (yep!) in Summer 2009..

(Click All To Enlarge)

Where is Australia..?

Okay we all know where Australia actually is..

Except Wendy James apparently..

She thinks it is an invisible island..

On The Dark Side Of The Moon..

Only glimpsed from time to time by

Certain people..

Those with the "sight"..

Those lucky,lucky few who see what no-one else can see..

Those who can actually "see" Australia..

(Pause for effect..)

Wendy takes far too many drugs and thus is a twat.

This is 2009.

We have the internet.

I am DryBaby..

Australia might as well be in my back garden..

I can smell it every time Wendy even farts in that land..

It's like rotten eggs wrapped in old tights.

Poo.

Wink.

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

Wendy Still Sellin Her Tits On Wordpress...

DRYBABY'S COMMENT ON RCRD LBL...

AFTER FAILED "MP3" SITES THIS IS THE LATEST P.R. SCAM FOR WENDY.

I ALWAYS TAKE A 'SCREENSHOT' OF ANYTHING I POST AND WHERE..

SO YOU CAN SEE IT FOR YOURSELF...

JUST IN CASE WENDY IS DUMB ENOUGH TO TRY TO CENSOR IT..!

(Click All To Enlarge And Read)

This is "DryBaby" comment over at Wendy's bizarrely phony page/blog..

It is the latest in a line of attempts to get "the public" interested..

The "bio" is typically light on facts and heavy on bullshit hype..

(Especially now the "reception" to the material has been so poor..)

Not surprisingly..

Wendy doesn't seem to be attracting much attention..

(Notice the lack of ...cough.."Fans")

But DryBaby has of course..

SEE THE ABOVE SCREENSHOT FOR PROOF..

Welcome Everyone from "RCRD.LBL"

Explore the sites..

Much better than Wendy's shit one isn't it..?

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

DRYBABY AND THE WITCHES COVEN...

"..Before Wendy James comes kissing your arsehole again.."

Recycling Words In French Is Cool And Saves Time..

"DryBaby's Yen For Wendy James.."

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y and N-Y-L-O-N

"Don't Get Involved With Wendy James.."

(Click All To Enlarge And Read..)

"..The TV business is uglier than most things. It is normally perceived as some kind of cruel and shallow money trench through the heart of the journalism industry, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free and good men die like dogs, for no good reason..."
Hunter "Stockton" Thompson's original quote
(Generation of Swine: Tales of Shame and Degradation in the '80s (1988)

"More Rock 'N' Roll. Not one ounce of fat or bullshit on it. When thieves and pimps run fee and Good men die like dogs, Wendy James brings a Higher and Finer touch. This is where it Counts. Now Hustle.."
Wendy "Peanut" James stolen bastardized version of the same quote.

Obviously "somebody" didn't give Ms James the record/distribution deal she wanted in recession hit 2009...

Thus the pimping to a FRENCH FASHION COMPANY as part of a stunt..

Using "borrowed" musicians and lent equipment to produce the new "back to motherfuckin' basics" album...

Who could suddenly be so GENEROUS to this New York living woman..?

And more importantly..

Why..?

Wendy won't tell you this on HER site but between you and I readers...

This is French person who lent her the musicians and equipment..

Bon Soir Gregoire 4...

(Wendy's spent all her money on cocaine so needs help..poor dear!)

Anyway..

"DryBaby And The Witches Coven.."

(J.K.Rowling eat your heart out..)

DryBaby's latest correspondence for you to read..

"Not one ounce of fat or bullshit on it.."

Wendy obviously has a different meaning of "fat" than other people..!

or "bullshit" for that matter..

(wendy,shit,arse and fat in the same two sentences..I am good!)

More to come..

I will remember the WITCHES who kept silent recently..

Every single one of you will pay bigtime..

Did ya think I didn't know..?

As if

Want ME to tell the whole world your latest "news"..?

In Full DryBaby Style..

With maximum sensitivity as per usual..

Before you are FORCED to..

Miss Wendy-The-Silent-One-Who-Fools-No-One James..?

Cause I can do that

As you all too painfully know..

No biggie.

(How is your tummy gettin' on Wendy..?)

The DryBaby Clock's ticking..

Now Hustle..

(snicker..)

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

UNITED STATES OF WENDY...

(The song is "She's A Rainbow" by The Rolling Stones.)

People often ask me..

"How can wendy have such hypocritical opinions and attitudes..?"

You mean..

The Anti Exploitation campaigner who poses topless.

"I will never pose topless or nude to sell my records.."

The Anti Fur campaigner who wears fur.

"I could never wear fur.Not even fake fur.."

The True Blue English girl who lives in america.

"England is my home.I could never live in a place like america.."

The Single Girl who is actually in a relationship.

"I don't need a man in my life.It is me,myself and I from now on.."

The Non Attention seeker who is a media whore..

"I don't like being photographed and think it is meaningless.."

The Credible Musician who is a pop joke.

"I want people to hear my music as nothing else is on sale.."

Simple.

Wendy has many "Alters" living in her head..

Just like Tara.

Understand That.

You Understand Wendy.

Which "Alter" Do You Think She Is Today..?

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

"MY SPIRIT AND YOUR VOICE IN ONE COMBINED"

Phantom Of The Opera

In sleep he sang to me,

in dreams he came ...

that voice which calls to me and speaks my name ...

And do

I dream again?

For now

I find the Phantom of the Opera is there

inside my mind ...

Sing once again with me our strange duet ...

My power over you grows stronger yet ...

And though you turn from me,

to glance behind,

the Phantom of the Opera is there

inside your mind ...

Those who have seen your face draw back in fear ...

I am the mask you wear

It's me they hear ...

Your/My spirit and my/your voice in one

combined: the Phantom of the Opera

is there

inside your/my mind ...

He's there,

the Phantom of the Opera

Beware the Phantom of the Opera ...

In all your fantasies,

you always knew that man and mystery

were both in you ...

And in this labyrinth where night is blind,

the Phantom of the Opera is there/here

inside your/my mind

I have been asked..

"How do Drybaby and Wendy James fit together..?"

Can't You Guess..?

Double Wink.

LoL.

See ya.

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

HAIR LIGHTENED,ROOTS WHITENED...

HAIR LIGHTENED...

ROOTS WHITENED...

"HAIR LIGHTENED,ROOTS WHITENED..."

Now that would be a great song title wouldn't it..?

Instead of "monkey spit" like King Hoodlum..

The song would be a satire on the mainstreaming of Reggae..

See Newton The Starbucks Busker above..

I'd kill him for the dreadlocks alone..

Which reminds me..

26,000 people listened to this new "Plasticines" song..

(They played Bloomsbury Bowling Lanes with The Wendy Band..)

This is their cool new E.P..

"BARCELONA by The Plasticines.."

Now THAT is what a rock song should sound like..

(Yes that is the riff from The White Stripes you hear..)

Tres Cool site too..

I do hope you're paying attention..

Wendy Selfish "Marc Jacobs" Pants..!

No dozy "starey" photos on THAT site huh..?

"Can I photograph you sometime..?"

(You dare,lady,you just bloody dare..)

Lots of material on THAT site..

Nice long tour on THAT site..

No Fuckin' Deejay fiddle-faddle on THAT site..

Videos which are the actual artist on THAT site..

(Those Stones & Dylan videos scream "pretentious twattery"...)

Anyway..

I did promise I would list out the 25 "improvements"..

ADONISE ME DRYBABY..

I will list out the other "improvements" later..

"NEW KNICKERS,SAME OLD ARSE.."

Enjoy The Plasticines..

I did.

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

I CAME HERE TO PISS IN YOUR MOUTH...

LOLA
(Ray Davies)

I met her in a club down in old soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry-cola
C-o-l-a cola
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said lola
L-o-l-a lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola

Well Im not the worlds most physical guy
But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Well Im not dumb but I cant understand
Why she walked like a woman and talked like a man
Oh my lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola

Well we drank champagne and danced all night
Under electric candlelight
She picked me up and sat me on her knee
And said dear boy wont you come home with me
Well Im not the worlds most passionate guy
But when I looked in her eyes well I almost fell for my lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola

I pushed her away
I walked to the door
I fell to the floor
I got down on my knees
Then I looked at her and she at me

Well thats the way that I want it to stay
And I always want it to be that way for my lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Girls will be boys and boys will be girls
Its a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo lola

Well I left home just a week before
And Id never ever kissed a woman before
But lola smiled and took me by the hand
And said dear boy Im gonna make you a man

Well Im not the worlds most masculine man
But I know what I am and Im glad Im a man
And so is lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola

This is LOLA..

Coca Cola Lola..

She is a Hungarian manufactured pop star..

This is her "Hungarian Wendy James" routine..

It is pretty naff and terrible..

(Not "Grease Monkey" levels of bad but still...)

See if YOU can spot the various..

Transvision Vamp references..

Sprinkled through the video..

Ready..?

Elvis backround from "Baby I Don't Care"..

Microphone from "Landslide of Love"...

Lola biting her lips just like "Wendy 89"..

Various "Wendy" poses and dance routines..

Nick Sayer "lookalike" guitarist..

Fat "Tex-a-like" drummer..

(They're models not musicians in reality..)

Dancin' Crowd from "The Only One"..

The "Punk" lettering from "Born To Be Sold"..

See Them All..?

Notting Hill Music probably "consulted" on the style of it..

"Give us the fawkin' money and we'll let ya rape Wendy's image.."

A 21st Century Transvision Vamp.

Re-Packaged.

Sold Back To You.

As If Brand New.

Wendy Reputation gets pissed on one more time..

Nick Sayer gets his "Judas" money.

Everyone's Happy.

Did I mention Wendy gets pissed on..?

Well she does.

Pissed Right On.

In Her Mouth.

(Wait For It..)

"I Came Here To Piss In Your Mouth"

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

A BIBLE AND A MAGIC WAND...

And There She Goes Off Into Her Own Little Wendy World...

Wendy And The By Now Standard Gay Deejays Behind Her...

That Smock Is So Flattering To Her Isn't It..?

She'd Look Really Good Bent Over A Cooker Or Washing Machine..

All Images (c) Ruff Club N.Y.C

(Click All To Enlarge)

"SMOCK...HORROR...SURPRISE..."

What other title could I possibly use..?

Wendy doing her deejay thing at Ruff Club NYC ..

May 1st 2009.

Totally Rockin' the "Pregnant School Teacher From 1978" look to the max..

(Better go home,put your feet up and watch an episode of "Rhoda" girlfriend..!)

She doesn't seem very happy there either does she..?

That'll be the hormones and morning sickness..

Being 43 years old..

Absolutely No Fashion Style Whatsoever.

Looking Knocked Up In "Vintage" Clothes..

(Some stupid bitch probably told her she looked great..etc)

Wearing "lesbian" earrings..

She's Ruff..

Wendy is actually sterile so I am in fact only jokin' with the pregnancy shit..

She could only get "knocked up" with the aid of

A Bible And A Magic Wand..

Which Is Obviously A Good Thing.

Kay..?

Yes I Am A Cruel Heartless Bastard.

And Abusing Wendy Does Make Me Feel Like A Big Man.

A Big Hard Man.

I Wouldn't Do It Otherwise.

Thanks For Asking.

Big Man Wink.

lol

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

WENDY'S MUZE...

Search..Discover..Share..Consume.

The album's latest "release date" (?) and Muze's copyright warning...

(Click Both To Enlarge And Read..)

This is MUZE...

"Wendy's Muze.."

Despite how they "market" themselves...

"Muse Enables The Consumer Entertainment Experience.."

(I kid you not..)

They are just a cheap PLUGGING company..

Remember this recent classic..?

"CONTROVERSIAL BREASTS..."

They are just like that except even more devious..

Their "job" is to get "spontaneous" exposure for an artist..

And create "revenue" in the process of course..

Usually by "pretending" to be just casual customers..

Record buyers or web users..

They don't like anyone to find out..

They are very shy..

It is in REALITY them who are pushing the artists..

Just remember that when you see..

Very little "activity" on Wendy's official site...

(The person in MUZE must be having a day off..!)

Or even more suspiciously..

Another "music download site" showing Wendy's Racine 2 album..

(Ludicrously over-priced too by the way..)

Suddenly for no apparent reason..

(She is not even on the radar of the US music scene..)

Remember Suckers..

Search..

Discover...

Share...

Consume...

Wendy would want you to..

Her Pusher Man would appreciate it too..

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

WENDY AND THE AUTOMATIC BOY...

So imagine the situation..

You've just spent a "quick" year and a half..

Working on your new album..

"I can work a lot quicker on my own.."

Your "close" band have called it a day..

"So we're not going to Australia with you Wendy huh..?"

You have "revealed" (under pressure) some of your new songs..

"Preview of 3 tracks from new album.."

You have gotten 2 whole Kudos for your efforts..

Only 2 Kudos after approx 500-600 "plays" of each track...

"57,000 people listened to I'm Freaking Out and now just 500..?"

So you cynically suck up to a "impressionable" 17 year old in Mexico..

"yeah!i'm gonna recomend you with my freinds!..."

And lie about a Mexican tour with your (cough) band...

"See you soon..."

Obviously that will be after Canada,US,Italy,England and Argentina with a brand new bunch of "the closest friends" will it...?

"I trying for Milan in 2008.."

Good Luck In Mexico Wendy..!

Be careful you don't catch Swine Flu..

You Lyin' Swine.

Oh and by the way..

Which company is RELEASING this album again..?

Seems you forgot to mention that on your "home page"...

Just a teeny oversight I'm quite sure..

You must have a name by now surely..?

Come on..

Tell the nice boys and girls Wendy...

Before I do..

DryBaby style.

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

I THINK YOU'RE SWELL...

Recognise The Black Shiny Tiles And Toilet Seat Do Ya..?

This is the RUFF Club in NYC...

(sorry..."Wonderful New York"...etc,etc..)

Wendy thinks I won't be able to post any pix..

As If...

She has suddenly become VERY camera shy..

Wonder Why..?

Maybe She Swallowed A Fly..

Perhaps She'll Die..

(Couldn't resist...simply could not.)

Pay Attention to the sign behind the blonde girl's head..

This is to WARN OFF any drug dealers and their clients..

Ruff Club/Annex had a "drug situation" in recent times..

(Some stupid bitch was dealin' and snortin' in their tiled bathroom..)

They got it all on their "digitally recorded" 24 hour cameras..

Speaking of blonde girl's "head"...

(Oh I feel like Lily Allen mentioning oral sex all casual like in my blog..!)

How's yer Love Life doing Wendy..?

Is it Ruff Enough For You..?

Anyway while I am mentioning Ruff things..

So Many Listens Of Those New Songs...

(I'll soon remember what "King Hoodlum" reminds me of btw..)

So Little Kudos For Them...

Now That's A Fuckin' Omen..

As Obvious As The Freckles On Your Face..

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

SISTER MORPHINE...

Reduced To Being A Gay Promoter's Pet Fag Hag in 2009..

(Click All To Enlarge)

SISTER MORPHINE...

An obviously "happy" Wendy deejaying at Mousse..

April 24th 2009..

Remember this recently...

"DryBaby's Blond Mousse.."

She is now so umbilically connected to Javi..

"..hi beautiful..
thinking of you this morning..
love,love,love..
wendy xxxxxx.."

(ooh you cynical little arse licker you..!)

She has become his official pet..

Fag Hag..

When venues want a "Cheap 80's Has-Been" for publicity..

(Usually when their customers have started to stay away..)

They go to Javi after the "Big Boys" turn them down..

(he TRIED and failed to "represent" Jason Donovan & Cindi Lauper..)

Who offers the "gig" to Wendy "Sister Morphine" James..

Knowing she ain't gonna turn it down..

She needs the money badly..

Cocaine ain't cheap..

And she clearly isn't spending her money on..

New Clothes..

Is she..?

(How old is THAT leather jacket girlfriend..?)

But by christ she doesn't pretend to like it.

Thus the smiles in these photos.

No She Does Not.

Wink.

See Ya.

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y