D B A B Y

DRYBABY'S STRICT MACHINE...

2012-02-16T07:16:00.000-08:00

Strict Machine.

( Goldfrapp..look it up )

After any victory a person should be magnanimous.

Forgive and Forget.

The poor hopeless fools who wasted their time.

Again.

I Don't Do Forgive And Forget.

It's My Way Or..

Oblivion.

They Made The Wrong Choice.

Strict Wink.

See ya.

D R Y B A B Y

WENDY JAMES LIKES TO LOOK IN PEOPLE'S EARS...

2012-02-15T05:35:00.000-08:00

Wendy James Likes To Look In Your Ear...

How Fuckin' Big Is That Hand...?

This is Klav.

He is Dutch.

He likes to meet "Cool People".

There wasn't any available when these photos were taken.

Just some huge handed ear fetishist backstage.

Wink.

See ya.

D R Y B A B Y

STEVE STRANGE AND WALL TO WALL CREOSOTED SCRUBBERS...

2012-02-14T12:00:00.000-08:00

Wendy's Kiss Of Commercial Death Strikes Again.

Crawdaddy finally calls it a day.

It'll be turned into a Superclub and you know what that means..

Wall To Wall Creosoted Scrubbers.

Steve Strange ( not that one! ) will have to find her another venue.

For her next tour.

Wink.

See ya

D R Y B A B Y

MESS A WHAT...

2012-02-09T09:17:00.000-08:00

You've learn a new phrase today Dear Reader.

" Mess A What.."

They were linking to this internet classic.

WENDY JAMES IS A BLADDER

" She'd still look good if it wasn't for the lips.. "

" If they were PIP she could have 'em taken out for free.. "

The PIP referred to are these recent news items.

BREAST IMPLANTS GO TITS UP

Coming Soon.

RACETRACKSTUDIOS.

( One word )

Wink.

See ya.

D R Y B A B Y

WENDY JAMES AND THE JOOS...

2012-02-06T12:47:00.000-08:00

Nice Try Wendy...Now Honestly Which Photo Actually LOOKS Better..Yours Or Mine..?

"..TRANSVISION VAMP ARE GRATE SEEG HILE I DONT WANT YOR MUNNY HUNNY

BECORSE IME NOT A BASTID JOO I WONT YOR LUV..."

Wendy's always been popular with the Nazis.

Seeg Hile.

Apparently.

Wink.

See ya.

D R Y B A B Y

NOW WHERE HAVE I SEEN THAT PHOTO BEFORE...?

2012-01-31T07:37:00.000-08:00

Dec 21st 2011.

Jan 31st 2012.

Sometimes A Simple Cartoon Says It All.

Can You See What I Can See Dear Reader..?

In this above "Noose" page.

Anyhoo.

You remember Javier dontcha..?

A Vampire Sucked Me And I Stuck Him With My Big Wooden Stake

Obviously he reads DryBaby.

( I shall refrain from saying "when it comes to Wendy James news who flippin' doesn't?".. )

For those of you terminally uncool people who can't read Spanish.

This is what he wrote.

"..Wendy James has confirmed she has just finished writing his new album, with a total of 15 songs. Start recording now and I'm sure we will soon have interesting news, so stay tuned..."

Last time I heard that "stay tuned" mis-guided optimism it was from

Racine-The Wonderful World Of Wendy James

One Of The Fan Sites Everyone Would Like To Forget But DryBaby Won't Let Them No Sir No How.

" Tales From The Pomosexual Underground "

So see ya round about Christmas 2012 then Javier huh..?

"..Wendy James has confirmed she is going to a friend's Confirmation.."

That World Tour Of The World is gonna have to wait again then is it..?

Have you heard of Ellen Foley Javier..?

You can have that picture for your September "news" update if you want.

Wendy should be "truly,truly excited about the iTunes release of the album" round about then.

She usually is.

And that one review she writes for herself.

To get the ball rolling after months of a white blank page over there.

" The reviews for my new album are literally trickling in.."

Maybe she'll have a new name when she impartially likes it then.

' HunterSThompsonQuotesTattooedDownTheLengthOfMyArm15 '

She knows what I'm referring to there.

Have you seen the new 30Rock episodes Wendy..?

Must get some little Approve/Do Not Approve/Probation cards like Jack's

Wink.

See ya.

D R Y B A B Y

HOW WILL YOU BE CELEBRATING YOUR 25TH ANNIVERSARY WENDY...?

2012-01-30T08:42:00.000-08:00

Did You Get A Fan Too Wendy Or Is That Just For The "Special" Bitches..?

Where does the time go huh..?

( It only seems like yesterday it was Sunday.. )

Kylie Minogue is celebrating her 25th Anniversary of being in the music business.

This Year.

It's a very big deal for her.

1,096,656 Facebookers agree.

( She's catching up on ya Wendy..! )

She's redesigned her website(s),will be giving away free download songs,

There will be a documentary,album re-releases,new tour etc

Kylie released her first single in 1987

Wendy James (Transvision Vamp) released their first single that year too.

No one thought Kylie would last.

"Kylie won't last,where will she be in a year's time..?"

Wendy James 1988

Wendy prepared herself for international superstardom,fame and huge money.

The pressure of being hugely popular with the public 24/7 worldwide.

It would be burden to her ( obviously! ) but she hoped she would be strong enough to cope.

" I don't want to spend the rest of my life travelling in limos and private jets.. "

Wendy James 1989

" The Next Madonna.. "

Chris Roberts 1989

" Isn't it gonna be great when I'm bigger than Madonna chris..? "

Wendy James 1991

" Racine is not about Wendy James trading on Transvision Vamp.. "

Wendy James 2005

I've already got plans for DryBaby's 25th...

World tour of New York and then out across America for starters,

collaborations with David Mc Callum & The Man From Uncle etc...

cough!

Take It Away Ellen..!!

Wink.

See ya

D R Y B A B Y

EVERYONE THINKS THEY CAN BE DRYBABY...

2012-01-27T08:14:00.000-08:00

"Swipe Me"...Don't fuckin' tempt me and the photoshopping is SO obvious this close up.

The last update..It's all go.

Yes this is all you get since 25th November 2011...

Can You Spot The Subtle Gay Aspect To This Part Of The Bookshop..?

The Spanish Stuart Shame...And Another Arse.

Javier Spends Much More Time On His Other Fan Site...

Martika Should Go Out On A World Tour Right This Second With Those Sort Of Figures...

" Aren't You That Prick Tony James Who Knows Nothing About Anything..? "

Since DryBaby started in 2006

( Hurrah,Clap,Cheering,God Bless Ya,Keep Socking It To Her etc... )

I have seen 11 "Wendy James/Transvision Vamp" fan sites

Come and go.

This'll be the 12th any day now.

Javier was also the person behind this little winner.

ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST

He is a semi professional "writer" of

Self Published Spanish Homosexual Vampire Novels

( Well it's a gap in the market innit..? )

If you can imagine

The Spanish equivalent of this fine human bean

STUART (Name And Still Alive ) SHAME

and as useful to Wendy's "career" (as they're calling it nowadays ) as that glittery turd

He also has a MARTIKA fan site.

She has about 53,000 fans on Facebook

( approx 45 people in the real world.. )

Almost double Wendy's

So when Wendy goes out on her New York,Infinity And Beyond World Tour

"Any minute now..just waiting for the jigsaw pieces to slot into each other and thing..."

Wendy "Can You Smell Pants On Fire?" James

Martika will have to go out on two of 'em

I just hope they don't crash their big huge tour trucks into each other.

Martika last released an album in 1997.

Just like Wendy.

( As Far As I'm Concerned.. )

Wink

See ya

D R Y B A B Y

DO YOU WANT TO DRESS LIKE WENDY JAMES...?

2012-01-26T13:00:00.000-08:00

This is actually from 2012.

Can you spot the images which were "liberated" from my sites..?

So.

Do You Want To Dress Like A High Class Hooker From 1989..?

Do ya..?

Now you know why I am against people looking at Wendy's old photos.

They think she is still like that.

Buys her clothes in a Saudi Arabian "Vintage" Shop

Called.

Desperately Seeking Salam

Bling,Bling.

Wink.

See ya

D R Y B A B Y

ONE CENT...

2012-01-25T06:59:00.000-08:00

' I Came Here To Be Given Away For Next To Nuthin' '

That's American Capitalism For Ya.

" Who The Goddamn Fuck Is Wendy James And Why Should I Give A Fuck..? "

If It Ain't Sellin'

" What Fuckin' Half Wit Designed That Shitty Album Sleeve..? "

Dump It.

" It's Only One Cent And It's In Mint Condition.. "

Wink.

" She Looks Like A Motherfuckin' Man.. "

See ya.

D R Y B A B Y

TRANSVISION VAMP..FORGOTTEN 80's BAND ?

2012-01-23T07:07:00.000-08:00

"Transvision Vamp..Forgotten 80's Band..?"

5 replies.

Over 4 days.

( A thread by two gay guys asking for "cheap honeymoon locations" got 77 replies in 20 mins..)

Forgotten Band..?

No.

Only Too Well Remembered Lead Singer..?

Yes.

Wink.

See ya.

D R Y B A B Y

THE SORT OF UGLY BITCH WENDY JAMES HAS FOR A FAN IN 2012...

2012-01-20T13:30:00.000-08:00

Remember I Wrote About The High Quality People Wendy James Has For Fans..?

S C U M

This Thing Was Kicked Off Wikipedia Years Ago.

It Was Constantly "Changing" Wendy James Wiki Entry.

That's Why It Is Locked Now.

It Eventually Was Contacted By Wikipedia.

And Made To Go Back To It's Hole.

No Wonder It Hides It's Face.

Wink.

See ya.

D R Y B A B Y

LEST WE FORGET...

2012-01-18T12:00:00.000-08:00

( Yes I am quite aware that Wendy would be able to piss on Greg's head from that position..I arranged them that way...clever like )

DRYBABY 2 WORDPRESS

Coming Soon.

Don't Know What The Future Holds

I'm Not From The Isle Of Wight

Able To Predict Things While Staring Into

A White Leather Jacket Which Used To Be A Sofa.

But

One Thing Is For Certain.

No More Mr Nice Guy.

Wink.

See ya.

D R Y B A B Y

HEART SHAPED BOX...

2012-01-16T13:00:00.000-08:00

Nirvana.

Wink.

See ya.

D R Y B A B Y

WHERE NEXT...?

2012-01-14T13:00:00.000-08:00

A Classic Never Goes Out Of Date...

I Get Asked The Strangest Questions Sometimes...

You've heard of an Urban Fox haven't you..?

Where next indeed.

Wink.

See ya.

D R Y B A B Y

YOU'RE A FASHIONBOMB WENDY JAMES...LET IT BLURT.

2012-01-12T13:14:00.000-08:00

You're A FashionBomb Wendy...

You're A DirtBomb Lester...

( See Cameron Crowe's Almost Famous movie for a "factional fictional" version of this guy..)

Seeing as we're doing a 1980's vibe..

Wendy James Wears Her Mid 1980's Wardrobe.

Her Entire Wardrobe.

All At Once.

How do you think Lester would have described this Wendy..?

Luckily for your ego he's safely dead like Hunter S.

So you can pretend he would have liked your current career output.

But just like Hunter..

He SO wouldn't have..would he..?

He would have torn you a new asshole.

Wink.

See ya.

D R Y B A B Y

YOU KNOW THE WAY YOU STICK TWO FINGERS UP BEHIND A WAXWORK HITLER WHILE DOING A NAZI SALUTE IN YOUR CHRISTMAS MITTENS...?

2012-01-11T13:00:00.000-08:00

This Is How You Keep People Tuning Into A Wendy James Blog Since 2006...

DryBaby's Long Cherished Dream Finally Comes True...

She's Wearing TWO Bras And The Girl Behind Her Looks Like J.K. Rowling...!!!

You Know The Way You Stick Two Fingers Up Behind A Waxwork Hitler While Doing A Nazi Salute In Your Christmas Mittens..?

Course You Do.

We've All Been There.

Wink.

See ya.

D R Y B A B Y

MAYBE HER LEG WAS PREGNANT..?

2012-01-05T14:00:00.000-08:00

One Continuous Line From Hip To Thigh...

Maybe Her Leg Was Pregnant..?

Exactly why Transvision Vamp and their ~~Owners~~ Management Hired

Justin Thomas

To take all of the band's "official" photographs

" No pics of Wendy's stumpy fingernails,clown feet,huge arse or fatty thighs.. "

While they were ~~earning lots of dosh~~ at the peak of their powers.

Next up.

Nazi's Who Like Wendy James.

Wink.

See ya.

D R Y B A B Y

WENDY JAMES WITH DIRT ON HER FACE OR WITHOUT DIRT ON HER FACE...?

2012-01-03T13:00:00.000-08:00

You Can Have This One...One Dirty Bitch.

Or You Can Have This One...Same Bitch Not So Dirty.

Rubbish ain't they..?

Course they're not mine.

Just thought I'd show you 'em.

As Wendy said to the Vicar.

Wink.

See ya.

D R Y B A B Y

WENDY JAMES WAS THE BIGGEST ASSHOLE OF THE YEAR...

2012-01-01T06:25:00.000-08:00

Nice To See You To See You Nice...

Ever See A Baby In A Pram Do This Exact Same "Self Protective" Body Language..?

I Believe I Can Fly..

Inventing "Munrose56" and "others" Was Such A Smart Career Move Wendy...

Wendy James Was The Biggest Asshole Of The Year.

Although a certain "Lady Ha Ha" ( gettit? ) came a very close second..

"..I met Wendy in Spain in Razzamatazz and we had a long chat and she told me things had changed since the 80's.

That DryBaby is a woman hating maniac.."

( Some "Munrose56 etc" thingy written on a blog somewhere about 7 months ago.Yadda,Yadda! )

You say that like it's a bad thing My Lady.

Cue sound of Big Red Pin falling on "Lady Ha Ha"s head.

Like an iPhone map.

To pin point EXACTLY where "Lady HaHa" is coming from.

( Razzamatazz?..Spain?...Hel-lo!..Gotcha! )

Someone is saying "HaHa" now.

And it ain't no Lady.

It's a woman hatin' maniac.

( Grrrrr....bloody women....what are they like with their vaginas..!?!.. )

Just Like That.

I'm back.

Wink.

See ya.

D R Y B A B Y

MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM THE HOUSE OF DRYBABY...

2011-12-23T13:00:00.000-08:00

Merry Christmas.

From The House Of DryBaby.

Literally.

I Like Red.

Those Album Sleeves Are First Print Run Originals.

Worth 1,000's.

Wink.

See ya.

D R Y B A B Y

JAZZALONGAJINGLEBELLS...

2011-12-22T14:00:00.000-08:00

"..Do You Like Young Pretty Boys Doing Athletics In Their Underpants...I Do...I'm From The Isle Of Wight.."

People ask me why I haven't "written about" Greg Foat recently.

And I reply.

"Oh But I Have...He Was Just Too Stupid To Notice..He's From The Isle Of Wight.."

So.

What Should Greggers Call His Next Album..?

How About.

I KNEW IT WAS YOU ALL ALONG

Didn't Dinah Washington do a version of that..?

or was it

Tony Coote On the Flute..?

Anyway Sounds Suitably Jazzy.

Jazzalongajinglebells.

I bet "Munrose56" will be reading this..ya think Greggers..?

You Have To Let Fools Walk Into A Trap Of Their Own Free Will.

Why would a "normal ordinary wendy fan" give a shit about a Foat review..?

Of course they wouldn't.

( I barely give a fuck about it,good thought it is, and I wrote the bugger..!! )

Gotcha...wait for it...Greggers..!!

Looking Forward To 2012 Already.

Two Birds One Stone.

Again.

Oh by the way got a great email about COBRASIDE yesterday..

No doubt someone read this..

Quick Enough For Ya Babe..?

Always the last to know huh Wendy..?

Falling From The Pinnacle.

Wink.

See ya

D R Y B A B Y

WENDY JAMES WILL GIVE YOU CRABS...

2011-12-22T13:00:00.000-08:00

You Killed My Father...He Died From The Crabs Wendy Gave Him..

Wait For It....Transvision Ramp...Couldn't Be Anything Else Could It..?

Don't Get Too Excited.

Don't Get A Hard-On.

Don't Go Home With Your Hard-On

( Hard-Ons,Crabs,Wheelchair Ramps,Leonard Cohen..you get your money's worth on DryBaby..!! )

It's a Mock Up from 2010.

( Not mine I hasten to add..I can do a LOT better than this "mock"ery.. )

Told Ya.

Didn't like to mention it at the time.

Hush,Hush and all that malarkey.

"Events Coming Near You.."

That'll be Wendy givin' you the crabs..!

Wink.

( or should that be Your Winky..? )

See ya.

( Down the clinic.. )

D R Y B A B Y

WILL YOU BE COPYING PADDINGTON BEAR'S STYLE TOO...?

2011-12-21T12:30:00.000-08:00

In a New York Flea Market.

You can pick up some

Very Cheap.

Once Fashionable Retro Junk.

Will You Be Copying Paddington Bear's Style Too..?

Wink.

See ya.

D R Y B A B Y

DEAD AND TWO SELL-OUTS...

2011-12-20T09:36:00.001-08:00

BUMMER...

2011-12-19T12:30:00.000-08:00

"You don't have to assault a groupie..you just have to ask..!!"

Wendy James

Only jokin'

Wink.

See ya.

D R Y B A B Y

QUICK ENOUGH FOR YA BABE..?

2011-12-16T12:30:00.000-08:00

" There's A Certain Sadness Behind Those Eyes And Up Those Big Nostrils... "

" There's A Certain Moustache On That Face... "

The "Wendy Wally Lollapolooza" ones will be there in a couple of days.

You should put more stuff on Facebook.

After all 10,999 people/scum/no marks will "Like" it.

" I can't wait to see your sexy arse in Wolverhampton... "

Who knows.

One day that might actually count for something in your career.

" One's got over 10,000 people on one's Facebook page.. "

" Fuck One Off.. "

Just like My Space did.

"Racine's got 179,000 people on our My Space page.."

" Fuck Racine Off.. "

How's Cobraside gettin' on..?

Not Desperately Trying To Sell Off Stock Before Bankruptcy At All I See.

Anyhoo.

If One Needs Anymore Online Publicity

One Merely Has To Ask One.

Twice.

Certainly Doing A Better Job "Getting You Out There" Than Mickey Jones Innit..?

Next.

Chris Frantz & Tina Weymouth..Yes Please..No Thanks..!!

Then.

The Man From U.N.K.L.E

Wink.

See ya.

D R Y B A B Y

SKIRT...

2011-12-15T13:00:00.000-08:00

I was gonna call it..

POPBITCH

But then that would lead to this..

"..I'm not a gay man but I support Wendy although I am a gay man.."

"..I'm not a gay man also but I hate Wendy although I am a gay man,just sayin'.."

"..If only I had a hammer.A gay hammer.I adore Rihanna.."

"..Is she gay..?"

"..No she's not.."

"..Neither am I but I so am,just sayin'.."

It must be terrible to be a Wendy James fan nowadays.

With the likes of me around.

" I pity the enemy because I know what they're up against.. "

Napoleon

" I read a book about Napoleon..or was it TinTin..? "

Wendy James

Wink.

See ya.

D R Y B A B Y

WENDY JAMES THE OLDEST GROUPIE IN THE WORLD...

2011-12-14T13:00:00.000-08:00

WENDY WALLY DOES LOLLAPALOOZA (August 2011)

Wendy didn't know she was being photographed.

She was standing at the side there.

Out of sight of the audience strangely.

( Looking like a 14 year old besides that normal sized woman b.t.w...yikes!! )

No doubt she was afraid they might RUSH (gettit Jonesy!!) the stage.

When they found out a huge superstar like her was there.

Obviously she was taking a well earned break from her OWN imaginary tour..

After all she did just release an "album" and does have a "tour agent".

Or so she'd have the world believe..

Still.

She has to be near the genuine music business somehow innit..?

Don't Buy The Sun..!!!

Free The Hillsborough 64..!!!

Mick Jones Is Like An U.N.K.L.E To Me..!!!

Wink.

See ya.

D R Y B A B Y

NOW AIN'T THE TIME FOR YOUR BULLSHIT WENDY...

2011-12-13T12:30:00.000-08:00

This'll Get It On Google For You Dearie...

Hey Sinead Have You Seen The Dodgy Photos Wendy Tries To Palm Off Nowadays..?

The More Things Change Huh Wenders..?

"..The one thing I am most proud of is that I never had to beg Elvis Costello to save my career.."

Sinead O Connor 1993

You were signed to One Little Indian once upon a time weren't you Wendy..?

For a bit of an old publicity stunt.

"..Derek Birkett is that rare thing in this business.A true visionary.."

Wendy James 2005

You certainly can pick 'em Einstein.

PIA K anyone..?

Wink

See ya.

D R Y B A B Y

WENDY JAMES WHORES HERSELF FOR A BOTTLE OF IRISH WHISKY...

2011-12-08T12:00:00.000-08:00

Read The "Editor's Letter"..It Is Hilarious..You'll Need A Drink Afterwards..Perhaps A Whiskey..?

Wendy "Jameson Paid Me In Drink Like A Wino" James Couldn't Find A Photo Since 2005...?

The Japanese Words Translate As "Me Love You Long Time Fiddy Dollar Sucky Sucky.."

Whiskey-A-Go-Go

This is Wendy "Mother Superior Jump The Gun" James(on)

Not selling herself yet again.

This time it is for a "sponsored" page advertising Irish Whisky.

The incredibly weak conceit is for "people who are named James"...

Jameson's Irish Whisky

( Jameson is an Irish surname it is NOT the same as the surname James...but it's a gig innit? )

Not surprisingly Wendy's "bit" is teeny tiny

(The only coverage she can get online nowadays since DryBaby's exposes worldwide.. )

But is HUGE with the bullshit..

JAMES: What kind of things are filling your days right now?

Wendy: I'm currently writing my 4th solo album, which will possibly be called Racine 4. I'm also still looking to go on the road with current album I Came Here to Blow Minds. I'm playing some shows in New York then spreading out across the US. There's a potential collaboration with Tina Weymouth and Chris Frantz of Tom Tom Club and possibly also with James Lavelle for UNKLE. I think anything can happen if I want it to.

JAMES: You're a very optimistic soul. What's your philosophy? How do you keep from getting too caught up in everything?

Wendy: I think it has something to do with my ability to know, with absolute conviction, when I'm doing good in my life and in my music. And when I'm not. It is one's own inner voice - having the talent to be objective and to self-edit. So there's rarely a sustained period that I am swept away. There are obviously momentary highs but when you have a creative soul it is always the next song that will be your best. So very quickly the quest to do something better than you've ever done before becomes the primary focus and indeed the greatest pleasure in life. In that sense, I'm always looking forward rather than basking in some kind of projected glory.

Yep she really does say all this with a straight face in late 2011.

I'm currently writing my 4th solo album, which will possibly be called Racine 4. I'm also still looking to go on the road with current album I Came Here to Blow Minds. I'm playing some shows in New York then spreading out across the US.

Racine 4.

Did you release Racine 3 just in the Asian & Japanese markets when no one was lookin' then..?

Playing some shows in New York then spreading out across the US..

That'll be the 8th time you've promised that so far.

Oh Racine is back on the "solo" menu is it Wenders..?

"I Want Racine To Be Even Bigger Than The Beatles.."

Only 3 years after you broke up ( "it ended naturally" ) that band.

" Racine Was A Kind Of Disguise.."

" I Loved Racine But I Had To Kill It.."

You genuinely are a "very optimistic soul" aren't you..?

( Some would say "optimistic" others would say "cocaine talking".. )

Those 2 questions are her "interview".

and her "answers" are pure Wendy Robo-Replies.

They could be the "answers" to any "interview" since 2004.

Probably are.

It's six of one and half a dozen of the other.

Seem to say a lot but actually say nothing more than the vaguest platitudes.

And very tired ones at that.

Still.

She is whoring her "art" for a bottle of whiskey.

Like a wino.

So anyway W..

What'll you do for a packet of cigarettes..?

Will you swallow at the end or is that extra..?

Will Munrose56 be going on tour with you..?

Or is that "special other-me person" being controlled by your new medication.?

Wink.

See ya.

D R Y B A B Y

" Easygoing Irish "

OLIVER'S ARMY...

2011-12-06T12:00:00.000-08:00

Dignity means different things to different people.

Although to be fair it is unlikely Wendy will ever

Show the world.

The Other Tattoo on the hidden part of her body

( That's seared into my poor memory for the rest of my natural.. )

Nice view she has there whilst getting a few rays I must say.

I guess what I see near where I live just can't compare.

The first church Oliver Cromwell came to when he invaded Ireland.

( 15th August 1649 )

No biggie.

Not as good as some decking badly in need of a varnish.

A blanket hanging from a distant warehouse window.

Oh and some Nervy Mary picking at her cuticles.

Sheer Glamour.

Wink.

See ya.

D R Y B A B Y

WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON...

2011-12-04T12:30:00.000-08:00

We Both Look Like Pensioners.

And That's About It.

Wink.

See ya.

D R Y B A B Y

THE HARDER THEY COME THE HARDER THEY FALL...

2011-12-02T12:30:00.000-08:00

You Were Thinking This Weren't You Dear Reader..?

"..The harder they come
The harder they fall, one and all
Ooh, the harder they come
Harder they fall, one and all.."

Jimmy Cliff

That little baby could fall off the edge of that press.

Her parents shouldn't have left her there.

Amongst the big grown ups.

Wendy charmlessly squats @ A Jimmy Cliff Launch.

Surrounded by all the people who want to talk to her nowadays.

November 2011.

She'd go to the opening of an envelope.

She's a ligger for her Young Auntie in New York.

Wendy leeches onto these sort of people all the time.

Like any parasite.

After all she's got plenty of time on her hands.

And what big hands they are too.

Wink.

See ya.

D R Y B A B Y

THE MAN WHO WAS WENDY JAMES...

2011-12-01T12:30:00.000-08:00

This is Adam Yellin.

Remember I told you about him.

He was the one who really made "Wendy James' own solo website" in 2004.

NOT WENDY HERSELF.

She had virtually nothing to do with it.

It makes those "great site" congratulations seem even more hollow.

Wendy never mentioned the truth.

I did.

But then I did design a genuine site.

She never mentions me either.

Wonder why.

Wink.

See ya.

D R Y B A B Y

YOU ARE IGNORING THIS CUSTOMER'S POSTS...

2011-11-30T13:00:00.000-08:00

Me Oh Myra...

All Being Taken Out Of "Storage" Behind The Scenes Over At DryBaby2 As You Read This

Then Stu Said And Then Sadbuster Said And Then Baz Said And Then Munrose Said..

Although Stuart ducked out when he cottoned onto Munrose56's "enthusiasm"might be over the top..

Tex1975 is an Italian not Tex Axile...

Sadbuster & DoctorM are Munrose56,Baz Is Bored And Stuart Has Long Run Away...

Hammering Nails Into Wendy's Career Coffin One By One..

Yep I am.

And It is Bliss.

(Well technically it is Amazon who "ignored" them for me..)

Everytime another "Sadbuster" alias pops up.

They automatically ignore it for me without me having to anything.

I got an email from Amazon about 4 months ago.

Asking me did I want to have "Sadbuster" (Munrose56) removed.

I said.

Are you kidding..?

Sadbuster/DoctorM/Munrose56 etc.

Is single handedly turning off potential customers for Wendy.

No Sale Means No Money.

But Munrose56 will no doubt pay your bills in New York Wendy huh..?

Fan-tas-tic.

Also.

The "Tracked By 2 Customers" thing you see there.

One is Munrose56.

(and Amazon know that only too well..)

The other is a legal person

(From Amazon.I was told about that in the email so that's that..kay?)

Interesting times ahead.

Not for me though.

Still fans who damage-more-than-help-your-public-career.

Every artists worst nightmare.

DryBaby's Wet Dream.

Whatchagonnado Wendy..?

With Fans Like That Who Needs Enemies

Me Oh Myra

It's Not Me Who Makes Their Living From Amazon and other places.

( or should that be DOESN'T make their living.. )

How are those on-line sales this fine month Wenders..?

Pardon.?

You don't want to talk about it..?

Let's talk about Cobraside's impending bankruptcy.

Opening a usually Retail Only warehouse every Sat from now on.

To sell unsold stock.

No tweets since Oct 9th.

(Yes almost 2 months ago...for a "busy" Record Distributor..? )

The son of one of the owners asking people online to..

"Support My Dad's Company.."

That explains the recent Album Sleeve images and links recently

Over @ Casa Wendy.

I'm Sure Everything Is Fine Just Like This Was.

So.

Keep it up Munrose56

Or whatever you'll call yourself next time you're ignored..

You'd think Munny wouldn't be dumb enough to fall for that obvious baiting wouldn't you..?

You'd Be Wrong.

Thank Goodness.

Otherwise you'd be able to easily find me.

( hint: None of them are me..just my fine black & asian brothers..)

Wink.

See ya.

D R Y B A B Y

WHO IS "MUNROSE56" DRYBABY...?

2011-11-29T11:00:00.000-08:00

Mysterious Stranger.

Couldn't Be Any Stranger.

"Who Is 'Munrose56' DryBaby..?"

Of course you remember..

Mouthy...All The Rage A Few Months Ago...Shot The Wad Far Too Soon..Pissing In The Wind Lately..

Yes That's Right.

That Munrose56.

DryBaby Target Practice Incarnate.

Anyhoo.

I Simply Don't Know.

( I do actually but just makin' another joke of the "famous" (where?) James Traill pics here..kay? )

Surely The Greatest Master Of Disguise Ever.

Cue Poor Stu Fainting Round About Now.

He was never the most stable creature in the world but this'll freak him right out..

And here it is bigger!!!

Wink.

See ya.

D R Y B A B Y

HEADBAND HEADCASE...

2011-11-28T12:30:00.000-08:00

"..Are You Sad Wendy...Cos You Look Sad...Are You Sad Though..? "

Disco,Gay,Ass,Studio54 And A Hairy Handjob Subtly Referenced All At Once.

You know the way a stupid headband can make an Angry Birds-Faced girl look like a

Total Twat..

Dontcha..?

( Angry Birds-Faced...did you like that..? )

Maybe it's also cutting off the circulation to her brain...cell.

Making her forget this song already exists..

Put Your Body Into It

( Stephanie Mills )

Have a butchers whydontcha..?

Headband Headcase certainly will now.

Luckily Wendy has written another song to make up for this error..

"It's Alright Ma I'm Only Bleeding.."

Wink.

See ya.

D R Y B A B Y

VICIOUS...

2011-11-26T13:00:00.000-08:00

VICIOUS

Lou Reed

Vicious, you hit me with a flower

You do it every hour

Oh, baby you're so vicious

Vicious, you want me to hit you with a stick

But all I've got is a guitar pick

Oh baby, you're so vicious

When I watch you come, baby, I just want to run far away

You're not the kind of person around I want to stay

When I see you walking down the street

I step on your hands and I mangle your feet

You're not the kind of person that I want to meet

Baby, oh you're so vicious, you're so vicious

Vicious, you hit me with a flower

You do it every hour

Oh, baby you're so vicious

Vicious, hey why don't you swallow razor blades

You must think that I'm some kind of gay blade

But baby, you're so vicious

When I see you coming I just have to run

You're not good and you certainly aren't very much fun

When I see you walking down the street

I step on your hand and I mangle your feet

You're not the kind of person that I'd even want to meet

'Cause you're so vicious, baby, you're so vicious

Vicious, vicious...

Guess What DryBaby Did Today..?

Wink.

See ya.

D R Y B A B Y

WHEN MARILYN LOOKED AT WENDY...

2011-11-24T12:00:00.000-08:00

When Marilyn Looked At Wendy.

Wendy Looked At DryBaby.

DryBaby Looked At You.

D R Y B A B Y 2

2012

Wink.

See ya

D R Y B A B Y

FASHION IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER...

2011-11-23T13:30:00.000-08:00

At least she hasn't got "Be Stupid" written on her tee..

Wendy Wonders What Multi Millionaire Kylie Minogue Is Doing At That Exact Same Moment..

Certainly Not Like A Kangaroo Anymore Huh Wendy..?

False Ears were once very fashionable

But on the wrong people.

Can seem cheap and tarty.

Wink.

See ya.

D R Y B A B Y

X RAY SPEX...

2011-11-22T13:00:00.000-08:00

X Ray Touring.

DryBaby

Behind The Scenes.

Hush,Hush While Munrose56 Was Being A Fool .

(You wouldn't believe the number of people over @ You Tube who I've sent "Munny's" bio to so they now know who "it" is in reality...
thus Munrose56 seems to quickly disappear or be "moderated" to death...good times! )

Here's the best bits..

I'd get out and away from The Queen Of Career Death Now If I Was You And Your Company.

Coke...tour agency...Myra Hindley of The Music Business...etc,etc...

Nice Cocaine Up-The-Nostril-Of-That-Old-Lady Shots..

The Land Of Wendy Fairytales For The Mentally Challenged Child Molester.

DUMP HER FROM YOUR ROSTER BEFORE SHE BRINGS YOU ALL DOWN WITH HER...

X Ray.

Spex.

July 2011.

Thus the recent low-as-a-snake's-belly profile of Her Majesty.

Queen Onion.

Wink.

See ya.

D R Y B A B Y

HOBO HUMPIN' SLOBO BABE...

2011-11-21T13:00:00.000-08:00

Junkie Gets A Tan.

Now That is One Sexy Photo Isn't It..?

I Guess "Dignity" Means Different Things To Different People.

Black jumper covering up the arms.

( bruises,track marks,weight loss,breasts hangin' in two different directions,podgy tummy etc.. )

Totally mis-matched shoes.

Suede,Tan-U-Like,Hung Over Coke Head Look and Green Sunlounger Cushions.

So last season!!

It's all H&M Versace in "Fall" 2011.

A Girl's Gotta Dress Like A Brothel's Tablecloth now.

Frowning "I Hate Doing This But I Need The Coke Money" face.

Badly "painted" nails.

I Just Threw Up A Little In My Mouth.

This no doubt was "offered" around the Australian Media a few years back.

With not one single taker.

( And they didn't want the photo either...boom,boom! )

Photographed by Jimmy The Kangaroo Fucker.

"Access Beyond This Point Is Prohibited.."

That's where the healthy sexy girls go for their tan.

I wonder has Wendy "dropped another one" whilst lying there..?

How many songs have you "dropped" so far Wenders..

and will you pick them up again..?

Wink.

See ya

D R Y B A B Y

MISS WENDY JAMES WOULD DESPERATELY LIKE YOUR ATTENTION...

2011-11-19T12:30:00.000-08:00

Are you looking at her trying so hard to be sexy.?

Can you see the pathetic Nescafe sachet..?

Don't you feel just the teeniest bit sorry for her..?

Aren't you glad DryBaby's back..?

Wink.

See ya.

D R Y B A B Y

WENDY JAMES GIVES GOOD HEAD...

2011-11-16T16:42:00.001-08:00

Still Not Back Yet.

Seeing as the last lot of ~~recycled old rubbish~~ high quality information was so successful.

You can read these on your smartphones and iPads.

Like a portable Wendy James Library.

~~While I try to sneak those frankly stomach churning Wendy-On-The-Toilet ones onto here without making folks want to hurl their Cheerios up..~~

It'll break up the deafening silence surrounding her on the internet.

At the mo'

No one gives two shits about her.

~~I plan to kill off those scumbag fans who are digging their own graves as we speak..~~

DryBaby really is The Only One.

Did...you...see...what...I....did...there...?

Wink.

See ya.

D R Y B A B Y

SMILEY CULTURE,HORSEY PUNCTURE AND THE COCAINE VULTURE...

2011-11-11T13:00:00.000-08:00

Smiley Culture.

Horsey Puncture.

Cocaine Vulture.

" Hey Jonesy where's that cocaine you promised me if I let you and your mates photograph me havin' a shit..? "

Still not back yet officially.

She believed she would flourish without DryBaby around.

The past few weeks have proved that theory wrong.

Dream On Groupie.

Dream On.

You're Going To Hell And I'm Dragging You There.

Every inch of the way.

Back Soon.

Wink.

See ya.

D R Y B A B Y

SMILEY,HORSEY AND THE OLD GROUPIE...

2011-11-10T17:32:00.001-08:00

Smiley Culture...

Horsey Puncture...

Cocaine Vulture...

" Hey Jonesy where's that cocaine you promised me if I let you and your mates photograph me having a shit..? "

Still not back yet officially.

Got to let Wendy enjoy the attention she's NOT getting anywhere whilst I'm away.

Let her enjoy the ONLINE sound of silence for a bit longer.

It focuses the reality of her situation very well in her addled mind.

Does her being ignored on the internet.

" I choose not to do any more interviews this year..I've lots of offers though..Love me,love me.. "

She believed she would flourish without DryBaby around.

Dream On Groupie.

Dream On.

Back Soon though.

Wink.

See ya.

D R Y B A B Y

FEED YOUR HEAD...

2011-11-02T10:20:00.000-07:00

While I am on a break..

Feed Your Head.

Whydontcha?

Wink.

See ya.

D R Y B A B Y

BE MY GUEST...

2011-10-28T11:30:00.000-07:00

Note: All Of The Above Were Posted Originally By Celia Hirshman's PR Company NOT Wendy James As It Was Never Her Site In Reality..

The long gone "GuestBook" page from

The Racine World

Notice some things...

The earliest link for The Vamp Board (RIP)

JAMIE FROM PRESTON WHO WRITES LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME..

Harmlessly naive and deeply impressionable way back then.

(I refuse to write.."back in the day" without taking the piss out of it..)

Keep your eye on him..

He's morphed into something VERY SEEDY in recent years.

You'll be seeing MUCH more of him in future blog entries..

( tips side of nose in sneaky fashion..)

Mallet (the "drummer" from Trans Vamp) hustling for work..

(Wendy never worked with him ever again..)

Peter/Sweda from WendyJames.nu (RIP)

(Well one half of that classic site...cough )

Melissa Stewart who took the infamous 'Waxwork' photos of W.

(Oddly didn't work with her for much longer either..)

and of course.

Adam Yellin

Pretending to have "discovered" the fuckin' website he designed.

Now,Now..Adam Yellin..Now,Now.

(gettit?)

Read the rest of the entries and the long dead email addresses.

2004 it seems so long ago now..!!

Although Wendy's been "The Icon" For Longer Than That..

It Says Here.

Wink.

See ya.

D R Y B A B Y

TELL US ABOUT OSSIE DRYBABY...

2011-10-27T11:30:00.000-07:00

Ossie Has Left The Building...

Ossie Has Left The Accountancy Profession...

Ozzie The Financial Wizard...

Who's Laughing Now Asshole..?

What Day Of The Week Is It..?

Susan Boyle And Her Love-r-ly Money...

You remember Ossie Kilkenny dontcha..?

The "financial wizard" who handled Wendy James "career-o-costello"..

You may also remember

Someone asking to..

"Tell Us About Ossie Drybaby.."

See..?

I was right.

Once Again He Did An Ossie .

He's certainly a wizard alright.

He's retired now.

So he can't "look after" my money.

Like Wendy The Millionaire.

cough.

Wink.

See ya.

D R Y B A B Y

YOU COULD AT LEAST PRETEND YOU GIVE A SHIT WENDY...

2011-10-26T11:30:00.000-07:00

If Only Bubble Of Babble Had Worked Out As Planned You Wouldn't Have To Do This Would You..?

Taking A "Year Off" In 1990 Doesn't Seem Such A Clever Move Now Does It..?

The Last Tours.

Meet And Greet.

You could at least pretend you give a shit

When being photographed with such cool fans..

The Glamour Has Left The Building.

Oh well.

At least it's not a great..

Muta Mist

( Racine Fan )

Wink.

See ya

D R Y B A B Y